Locked Prem League Thread 2023/24 v20 - Pray for the Abu Dhabi c**ksuckers to drop points Edition

[BroRogan]

We beat them away last week to help Chelsea win it lol

much love! (especially to my Leah hehehe)

 

[Da Speeit]

At my wife’s (hot) aunt’s wedding.
Wife’s cousin’s (they’re practically sisters) gay obese fiance is like profusely sweating and looks terrible.

I’m like “hey man, what’s wrong?” And he’s like “oh just gall stones, i’ll be okay”

Hand starts shaking as he’s saying this and pouring water all over the table instead of his glass.

FFS

 

[Arqueto]

Been like 23 degrees for a week straight over here. I suspect we have similar weather cycles.

Too hot for me though

Been cloudy all week here, not cold though. Today was awesome though.

 

[Da Speeit]

She’s a literal doctor @Chules

Come save her.

 

[Chules]

At my wife’s (hot) aunt’s wedding.
Wife’s cousin’s (they’re practically sisters) gay obese fiance is like profusely sweating and looks terrible.

I’m like “hey man, what’s wrong?” And he’s like “oh just gall stones, i’ll be okay”

Hand starts shaking as he’s saying this and pouring water all over the table instead of his glass.

FFS

 

[Chules]

She’s a literal doctor @Chules

Come save her.

Lmao

He needs a cholecystectomy. I’ve worked with liver and pancreatic patients. Once it starts causing pain like that you’ll probably need to get it out, especially if it gets infected

 

[Da Speeit]

Lmao

He needs a cholecystectomy. I’ve worked with liver and pancreatic patients. Once it starts causing pain like that you’ll probably need to get it out, especially if it gets infected

No i don’t care about the fat gay guy, i mean y wife’s cousin. She were lookin at openings in England innit. Needs a man like chules instead of this queer with upset tummy

 

[Chules]

No i don’t care about the fat gay guy, i mean y wife’s cousin. She were lookin at openings in England innit. Needs a man like chules instead of this queer with upset tummy

is she an actual doctor? I’m down lol, she can WhatsApp me

 

[Da Speeit]

is she an actual doctor? I’m down lol, she can WhatsApp me

Yeah, resident. You willing to relocate to Michigan if she can’t come that way?

 

[Chules]

Yeah, resident. You willing to relocate to Michigan if she can’t come that way?

100%. I’ll finally do the usmle exams if a one trooo’ is on the line

@Dr J

 

[BroRogan]

2 (good) fights before the main event @ Boxing

 

[Chules]

2 (good) fights before the main event @ Boxing

 

[Rawex]

 

[Rawex]

At this rate @Arqueto is the next Bayern manager

 

[Arqueto]

At this rate @Arqueto is the next Bayern manager

I already turned it down mate

 

[Da Speeit]

100%. I’ll finally do the usmle exams if a one trooo’ is on the line

@Dr J

MATE im too fucking drunk. Legit almost slid my phone over to tell her she’s got her replacement

 

[Dr J]

@Carl Drogo

 

[Dr J]

100%. I’ll finally do the usmle exams if a one trooo’ is on the line

@Dr J

Come get treated like a rockstar in the hospital. Make more than the nurses, too.

I’m driving distance from Michigan, too. Was there a couple weeks ago for a wrestling tournament.

 

[BroRogan]

What a lad Deniz FACTS

 

[Da Speeit]

Beyond fucked up bruvs.
AMA