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We beat them away last week to help Chelsea win it lol
much love! (especially to my Leah hehehe)
We beat them away last week to help Chelsea win it lol
Been like 23 degrees for a week straight over here. I suspect we have similar weather cycles.
Too hot for me though
At my wife’s (hot) aunt’s wedding.
Wife’s cousin’s (they’re practically sisters) gay obese fiance is like profusely sweating and looks terrible.
I’m like “hey man, what’s wrong?” And he’s like “oh just gall stones, i’ll be okay”
Hand starts shaking as he’s saying this and pouring water all over the table instead of his glass.
FFS
Lmao
No i don’t care about the fat gay guy, i mean y wife’s cousin. She were lookin at openings in England innit. Needs a man like chules instead of this queer with upset tummyLmao
He needs a cholecystectomy. I’ve worked with liver and pancreatic patients. Once it starts causing pain like that you’ll probably need to get it out, especially if it gets infected
is she an actual doctor? I’m down lol, she can WhatsApp meNo i don’t care about the fat gay guy, i mean y wife’s cousin. She were lookin at openings in England innit. Needs a man like chules instead of this queer with upset tummy
Yeah, resident. You willing to relocate to Michigan if she can’t come that way?is she an actual doctor? I’m down lol, she can WhatsApp me
100%. I’ll finally do the usmle exams if a one trooo’ is on the lineYeah, resident. You willing to relocate to Michigan if she can’t come that way?
2 (good) fights before the main event @ Boxing
MATE im too fucking drunk. Legit almost slid my phone over to tell her she’s got her replacement
Come get treated like a rockstar in the hospital. Make more than the nurses, too.