Shoop Send a short story & I'll add pics to enhance it....

[StonedLemur]

Glad you had a laugh. It was tough to do from the story you gave me, but was happy with the end result.

Yeah, it definitely kicked ass sir lol.

 

[PurpleStorm]

@Van Daz you're one of the funniest mofos in sherdog history.

 

[Van Daz]

@Van Daz you're one of the funniest mofos in sherdog history.

Fuck!! That's a real honor, Sir. Really appreciate your kind words. You've been on here a while & I'm only new (have been watching sherdog for stuff since about 2000, but only recently participate). Have met (not in person), some really nice people on here.

If you have another story for me, I'd be more than happy to do up some more pics. I'll keep them coming as long as I keep getting submissions. I'll never try just to rush something & will always put my best foot forward to show respect for the people who provide the stories for me. It's a team effort.

I just like to make people happy, have fun & try to stay away from hate. Too much of that in the world. Sherbros have given me so many laughs over time & it's a great community to be involved in. Great bunch of people. Glad I'm not on any other social media. Hate is easy to do, but funny takes effort.

 

[Van Daz]

@Van Daz you're one of the funniest mofos in sherdog history.

 

[Arqueto]

To take away the border, right click the image and select open image in new tab. And then right click the image, select copy image address, go back here and click insert image (by url) and paste the url link here and hit post reply:

You don't even need to do all that bud. Just copy the link and add .jpg when inserting the image and it will post fine.



.jpg will work when posting gifs and pngs too.

 

[Van Daz]

You don't even need to do all that bud. Just copy the link and add .jpg when inserting the image and it will post fine.



.jpg will work when posting gifs and pngs too.

Thank you for your help. Geez, so many nice people on here willing to help a brother out. Feeling the love

 

[Gio]

You don't even need to do all that bud. Just copy the link and add .jpg when inserting the image and it will post fine.



.jpg will work when posting gifs and pngs too.

Awesome tip. Thanks bud!

 

[Van Daz]

@Gio @Arqueto

Thank you both for your guidance

 

[notsojollyroger]

I am a sickly superhero named Chemo Man (C on the chest and a cape). I'm gaunt, bound to a wheelchair and do not possess a single superpower. However, on this particular afternoon in the park, a bandit steals a woman's purse. Just as the bandit runs past me, I vomit radioactive chunks of a cheeseburger. The bandit slips and falls onto the puke allowing the police just enough time recover the purse and arrest the evil doer.

It's just another day in the eyes of a a sickly cancer patient where the side effects of my chemo serve accidental justice to small town delinquents.

 

[Van Daz]

Thanks, buddy. I'll start doing something up after work. Just on lunch break now. Don't know what I'll do, but something will come to mind

 

[Van Daz]

I am a sickly superhero named Chemo Man (C on the chest and a cape). I'm gaunt, bound to a wheelchair and do not possess a single superpower. However, on this particular afternoon in the park, a bandit steals a woman's purse. Just as the bandit runs past me, I vomit radioactive chunks of a cheeseburger. The bandit slips and falls onto the puke allowing the police just enough time recover the purse and arrest the evil doer.

It's just another day in the eyes of a a sickly cancer patient where the side effects of my chemo serve accidental justice to small town delinquents.

OK, all done. I thought of the T Ferg face when you said gaunt & built on the pics from there.

Hope you enjoy, bro.....


I am a sickly superhero named Chemo Man (C on the chest and a cape). I'm gaunt, bound to a wheelchair and do not possess a single superpower.

However, on this particular afternoon in the park, a bandit steals a woman's purse.

Just as the bandit runs past me,

I vomit radioactive chunks of a cheeseburger.

The bandit slips and falls onto the puke allowing the police just enough time recover the purse and arrest the evil doer.

It's just another day in the eyes of a sickly cancer patient where the side effects of my chemo serve accidental justice to small town delinquents.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Thanks for providing the story, bro. Hope you get a laugh.

Wish you all the best in your battle.

 

[notsojollyroger]

OK, all done. I thought of the T Ferg face when you said gaunt & built on the pics from there.

Hope you enjoy, bro.....


I am a sickly superhero named Chemo Man (C on the chest and a cape). I'm gaunt, bound to a wheelchair and do not possess a single superpower.

However, on this particular afternoon in the park, a bandit steals a woman's purse.

Just as the bandit runs past me,

I vomit radioactive chunks of a cheeseburger.

The bandit slips and falls onto the puke allowing the police just enough time recover the purse and arrest the evil doer.

It's just another day in the eyes of a sickly cancer patient where the side effects of my chemo serve accidental justice to small town delinquents.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Thanks for providing the story, bro. Hope you get a laugh.

Wish you all the best in your battle.

That exceeded all expectations! And the TF face was perfect! Thanks for taking the time to put in all that work! I've been having an off-day but not anymore! BAHAHAHA. Kimo as in chemo burger. You're a genius.

 

[Van Daz]

That exceeded all expectations! And the TF face was perfect! Thanks for taking the time to put in all that work! I've been having an off-day but not anymore! BAHAHAHA. Kimo as in chemo burger. You're a genius.

Thanks very much. Glad it brought a bit of happiness to your rough day. Kimo heads was a last minute thought, but thought it'd add a bit of funny to the scene. Chose Dana as villain as he doesn't like giving out fighter purses or much money, so thought it good to have him stealing the purse. Stay strong buddy. You're a real champion. If you want me to do another for you, just send another story & I'll get to it after work today.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Van Daz]

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Nice one, bruz. I'll get started after the UFC finishes today

 

[Van Daz]

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

OK. I'll split this up in two parts.

PART 1:

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”.

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?”

but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”

....and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

Stay tuned for part 2

 

[Pequeño Corey]

OK. I'll split this up in two parts.

PART 1:

I saw Bj Penn at a grocery store in Los Angeles . I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”.

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?”

but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”

....and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

Stay tuned for part 2

The POV with the shopping cart is hilarious. Well done. Can’t wait to see part II

 

[Van Daz]

The POV with the shopping cart is hilarious. Well done. Can’t wait to see part II

Glad you enjoyed. Now for....

PART 2.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.”

At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her,

but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,”. I don’t even think that’s a word.

and then turned around and winked at me.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Thanks very much for the story to work with. Hope I done it justice, bro. It was a tricky one, but fun.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Glad you enjoyed. Now for....

PART 2.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.”

At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her,

but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,”. I don’t even think that’s a word.

and then turned around and winked at me.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Thanks very much for the story to work with. Hope I done it justice, bro. It was a tricky one, but fun.

Nicely done, sir. I can tell this took you some time. Not sure why you’re doing this, but I’m glad you are. Hespec.

 

[Van Daz]

Nicely done, sir. I can tell this took you some time. Not sure why you’re doing this, but I’m glad you are. Hespec.

Thank you, Sir.

I done one story board & people enjoyed it. Had fun myself, so thought I'd just keep going.

Did take a while, but I enjoy your & other people's interaction. As long as I'm happy & others are then I'll keep doing it. Just nice to give people a laugh & make them smile.

Really appreciate your contribution & bring on another story if you like.

Have a great day.