Australia's the only country to lose a war to a bird

[BAM]

mate, until you're in the middle of a city and have one of these cunts or a big red roo just jump up next to you at a roundabout, you just don't know the scale of these things. They're a lot to take in.

I, for one, respect my emu overlords, past, present and emerging.

 

[elreece]

Emu War - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Any Aussies on here? The shame you must feel that your military armed with machine guns couldn't handle the Emus.

guessing you never seen one of those cunts.

They would kick the shit out of you and not even break a sweat.

Dont be sleepin on emus.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Dont be sleepin on emus.

Don't tell me what to do!

 

[minowasmullet]

They are super oily too negating any grappling advantage to keep it standing the cheats

 

[Sobek]

We didn't lose, it was a tie!

Make no mistake, given half a chance, an emu would rape you and everyone you care about.

 

[Osculater]

Don't tell me what to do!

Were you sleeping with them because of emutional stress?

 

[Osculater]

They are super oily too negating any grappling advantage to keep it standing the cheats

How's their leglock defense?

 

[bandicoot]

They are super oily too negating any grappling advantage to keep it standing the cheats

Now we know where GSP got his strategy from

 

[Sobek]

 

[Sobek]

Fucking crazy animals. Every time I've been near one I got the feeling they wanted to peck my eyeballs out









This emu is doing the Elaine Benes dance

 

[neverwas]

We didn't lose, it was a tie!

Make no mistake, given half a chance, an emu would rape you and everyone you care about.

you lost twice!

 

[neverwas]

and they made a film about it!

 

[neverwas]

and to this day, they're still showing the Aussies who's boss!

 

[KOQ24]

Emu meat is good. Recommended.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

for a long time i thought they're like slightly bigger turkeys, and then i saw one and they're pretty big.

 

[Meatspin]

Reminded me of my abject failure to eat all animals on the Australian coat of arms. Not eaten Emu yet

 

[squeezewax]

The Cassowary is the bird in Australia to be scared of.

 

[davidlemonparty]

Reminded me of my abject failure to eat all animals on the Australian coat of arms. Not eaten Emu yet

Bro I can post you some sweet chorizo made from emu and kanga a/s/l

 

[Meatspin]

Bro I can post you some sweet chorizo made from emu and kanga a/s/l

Postage overseas would cost a bomb. Maybe when I’m back in Australia next

 

[Contempt]

and they made a film about it!

Seems like a legit, historically accurate depiction of events.