News Michigan Woman Found Living Inside Store Sign With a Desk, Computer and Coffee Maker

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Contractors curious about an extension cord on the roof of a Michigan grocery store made a startling discovery: a 34-year-old woman was living inside the business sign, with enough space for a computer, printer and coffee maker, police said.
“She was homeless,” said Brennon Warren, an officer with the Midland police department. “It’s a story that makes you scratch your head, just somebody living up in a sign.”
The woman, whose name was not released, told police she had a job elsewhere but had been living inside the Family Fare sign for roughly a year, Warren said. She was found on 23 April.
Midland, best known as the global home of Dow Inc, is 130 miles (209km) north of Detroit.
The Family Fare store is in a retail strip with a triangle-shaped sign at the top of the building. The sign structure, probably 5ft (1.5 meters) wide and 8ft (2.4 meters) high, has a door and is accessible from the roof, Warren said.
“There was some flooring that was laid down. A mini desk,” he said. “Her clothing. A Keurig coffee maker. A printer and a computer – things you’d have in your home.”
The woman was able to get electricity through a power cord plugged into an outlet on the roof, Warren said.
There was no sign of a ladder. Warren said it’s possible the woman made her way to the roof by climbing up elsewhere behind the store or other retail businesses.
“I honestly don’t know how she was getting up there. She didn’t indicate, either,” he said.
A spokesperson for SpartanNash, the parent company of Family Fare, said store employees responded “with the utmost compassion and professionalism”.
“Ensuring there is ample safe, affordable housing continues to be a widespread issue nationwide that our community needs to partner in solving,” Adrienne Chance said, declining further comment.
Warren said the woman was cooperative and quickly agreed to leave. No charges were pursued.
“We provided her with some information about services in the area,” the officer said. “She apologized and continued on her way. Where she went from there, I don’t know.”
The director of a local non-profit that provides food and shelter assistance said Midland – which has a population of 42,000 – needs more housing for low-income residents.
“From someone who works with the homeless, part of me acknowledges she was really resourceful,” said Saralyn Temple of Midland’s Open Door. “Obviously, we don’t want people resorting to illegal activity to find housing. There are much better options.”

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Is Michigan not one of the states where you can just squat in someone else's house and have them arrested?
 
I am having a hard time visualizing wtf she was living in? Im thinking of those store signs and arent they full of lights? Where was the fucking extension cord plugged into? Did this chick plug one of those lightbulb socket to ac plug adapters into one of the lights in the sign? LOL
 
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I am having a hard time visualizing wtf she was living in? Im thinking of those store signs and arent they full of lights? Where was the fucking extension cord plugged into?
I'm thinking the part behind that sign, looks like it's fairly small
 
What a gangster! Very resourceful.

The article mentions the need for more low income housing but with inflation and stagnant wages the last few decades, low income is pretty much middle class lol.
 
Is she hot?
Wondering if she could have shaked her naked money maker and bought a nice home in nice neighborhood?

Sooner or later, some homeless charity just might recruit hot homeless and give them a mask and set them up as naked webcam girls to get them back on track.
 
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What a gangster! Very resourceful.

The article mentions the need for more low income housing but with inflation and stagnant wages the last few decades, low income is pretty much middle class lol.
If someone offered them tiny cubby hole capsule living quarters like in Japan hotels for drunk business people, some people would complain that's inhumane but not suggest who should be paying the bill for them to live in a nicer home.
 
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