haha you have no idea. I literally thought it had gone bad, and I spit it right out on the floor it was so shocking at first. Then I realized it was all like that.
It's not bad....but it's not good. I don't know. It's like if some alien race tried to recreate chocolate just based on description, but could never get it right. It's just...off.
So weird.
I saw one that said "milk" in the name somewhere, and it tastes sort of close to what we have in north america...so I guess it's the milk/milk substitute they use in brazil? weird.