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It makes you look like a complete jackass when you're so busy correcting someone else's grammar that you don't notice your own fuck up. You're like the cop who speeds through town without his seatbelt on running all of the red lights to catch someone who has a tail light out or something of similar importance.
Damn...Bill Cosby just got told by this whitebelt.
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"There's a jet stream of bullshit coming from your mouth my friend." -Larry David
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"You Son of a bitch double-crosser. You are no good, your word is no good. Nothing is good about you. You're gonna get hurt, and by hurt, I mean Dead." - Frankie Carbo
1. You hold a PHD in advanced Mmath and teach a course at the local community college.
2. You pay for classes at your local mma gym but never train because you’re to busy brown nosing the fighters.
3. You have ever given a fighter a weird nickname like Keith “the time stalker” Jardine or Matt “the bear” Hughes.
4. You have been posting on Sherdog for 5 years but can’t get past white belt because you keep getting banned.
5. As a result of number 4 you have 15 different email accounts so you can fool the mods.
6. Your not gay but would consider a relationship with GSP if he made the first move.
7. You think Brock Lesnar would have no problem tooling Fedor or Nog.
8. Other Sherdogers constantly recognize you even though your constantly changing accounts.
9. You hop on the bandwagon of a fighter because of one spectacular win and claim he is the next Anderson Silva.
10. You live under the footbridge at your local Starbucks so you can bootleg their Wifi signal.
11. There is a fail pic floating around with a picture of you on it.
12. You get mad after reading this thread and angrily respond about how Brock can beat Fedor or Nog.
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13. Your 14 and live with your parents or your over 30, live in your parents basement and constantly scream mom where are the hot pockets.
if you disrespect fighters. you dont have to like them, you dont have to cheer for them but you should always respect them. if you dont like a guy for whatever reason there is always a way to say that without talkin shit. for example, i think sherk is the worst fighter to watch and i'll never get over how he threw 0 strikes from the full mount. that being said, he's a dominant fighter and he's great at what he does. its just boring as fack
