play-by-play tito vs. dana spar!!!!

stevie58s · 07-15-2006, 06:53 PM

Huntington Beach Bad Boy vs. UFC President

1st round:

big john mccarthy - watches and shakes his head, as tito does his pre-fight excited monkey jumping dance.

BJM to ortiz: are you ready? tito nods
BJM to dana: are you ready? dana nods with his stupid smirk

BJM - LETS BRING IT ON!!! FIGHT!!!

tito circles chubby bald dana. dana continues to smile

in anticipation. tito jabs and misses, but dana counters and pops tito in the left temple! OUCH!

... tito is startled and shoots for the takedown and drills dana into the canvas and jumps into full mount!!

but wait, isnt this is a sparing fight?!!?!? ---- WHO CARES, they're fighting for real now!

on the ground, tito goes with his legendary gnp and lands 2 elbows flush to bald man's nose. Under the mount, a dazed Dana squirms and knees ortiz HARD directly in the balls

. but BJM didn't see it!..... tito transforms legendary gnp to the rashad evans lay and pray hoping to recover from the pain inflicted by the vicious and scrappy UFC president.

Due to boring rashad evans lay and pray, BJM stands them up in the middle of the ring. as white gets up, you can see a trickle of blood, dripping from the bridge of white's nose from the ortiz elbows. BJM starts them up and here we go again!!

a raging, angry Dana

swings for the fences and misses!!!, tito, still hurting, returns with a leg kick, but its TOO LATE!!! - tito has fallen for dana's trap.....

DANA charges forward with the zinedine zidane raging bull bald headbutt attack right to ortiz's ribcage!! BOOM

!!! ortiz is DOWN on the canvas and unable to breathe!! dana charges tito alla chuck at couture/liddell II and III and uses the bottom of his closed fist to viciously mama pounds tito's head into the canvas.

after 6 unanswered blows, tito starts tearing

and BJM is forced to yank the raging dana off tito!!

DANA WHITE WINS BY KO (zinedine zidane raging bull headbutt attack)

joe rogan can be heard in the background: "i have ALWAYS been dana white fan, dana is an ANIMAL!!

**Strict Nine** · 07-15-2006, 06:55 PM

Yup, that guy is my hero.

Krusty McFreeze · 07-15-2006, 06:56 PM

[quote=stevie58s]Huntington Beach Bad Boy vs. UFC President

1st round:

big john mccarthy - watches and shakes his head, as tito does his pre-fight excited monkey jumping dance.

BJM to ortiz: are you ready? tito nods
BJM to dana: are you ready? dana nods with his stupid smirk

BJM - LETS BRING IT ON!!! FIGHT!!!

tito circles chubby bald dana. dana continues to smile

in anticipation. tito jabs and misses, but dana counters and pops tito in the left temple! OUCH!

... tito is startled and shoots for the takedown and drills dana into the canvas and jumps into full mount!!

but wait, isnt this is a sparing fight?!!?!? ---- WHO CARES, they're fighting for real now!

on the ground, tito goes with his legendary gnp and lands 2 elbows flush to bald man's nose. Under the mount, a dazed Dana squirms and knees ortiz HARD directly in the balls

. but BJM didn't see it!..... tito transforms legendary gnp to the rashad evans lay and pray hoping to recover from the pain inflicted by the vicious and scrappy UFC president.

Due to boring rashad evans lay and pray, BJM stands them up in the middle of the ring. as white gets up, you can see a trickle of blood, dripping from the bridge of white's nose from the ortiz elbows. BJM starts them up and here we go again!!

a raging, angry Dana

swings for the fences and misses!!!, tito, still hurting, returns with a leg kick, but its TOO LATE!!! - tito has fallen for dana's trap.....

DANA charges forward with the zinedine zidane raging bull bald headbutt attack right to ortiz's ribcage!! BOOM

!!! ortiz is DOWN on the canvas and unable to breathe!! dana charges tito alla chuck at couture/liddell II and III and uses the bottom of his closed fist to viciously mama pounds tito's head into the canvas.

after 6 unanswered blows, tito starts tearing

and BJM is forced to yank the raging dana off tito!!

DANA WHITE WINS BY KO (zinedine zidane raging bull headbutt attack)

joe rogan can be heard in the background: "i have ALWAYS been dana white fan, dana is an ANIMAL!![/QUOTE]

Priceless

I know Kung Fu · 07-15-2006, 06:56 PM

This is almost as good as your Chuck Liddell not being on the same level as Silva thread. I Hate you was right, you are a troll.

Sleepdancer · 07-15-2006, 06:58 PM

"The zinedine zidane raging bull headbutt" strike only works if your opponent calls your mother a whore first.

GaMMAfan · 07-15-2006, 06:58 PM

"Lets bring it on" Who the hell says that? You sir, suck.

stevie58s · 07-15-2006, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaMMAfan

"Lets bring it on" Who the hell says that? You sir, suck.

o im sorry dipshit he actually says lets GET it on...

stop being a baby

indoslikeacdc · 07-15-2006, 07:05 PM

I think it’s funny that most battles in soccer are just pussies sucker punching each other. If a dude called my mom a terroist whore I'd rather punch him out in a straight up fight than knock him out on TV when he's not even looking.

Noobios · 07-15-2006, 07:05 PM

booooooooooo

**Bullitt68** · 07-15-2006, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaMMAfan

"Lets bring it on" Who the hell says that? You sir, suck.

Mazzagatti says "Bring it On!" I know it's a mistake because the threadstarter clearly had McCarthy, but there is a ref who says that (unfortunately).