A mediocre blowjob or a great blowjob?

[oswald1]

Tough question I know but since i've been introduced to the mediocre blowjob, I really cannot think of anything better than that, and I have had great blowjobs. The thing is everytime you expect a great blowjob but u are on the receiving end of a mediocre blowjob it's the greatest feeling ever. Even better then the Dallas Cowboys losing to the San Francisco 49ers when they are clearly not trying.

The Dallas Cowboys:

[KönigTiger]

So by your logic,your mom gives great low jobs but she sucks at it? -HEADEXPLODES-

[Sweet Lew]

Handjob.

[TehLivingDeath]

I'm sure you give great blowjobs. Your OP demonstrates there is absolutely nothing mediocre about you.

Also, what's the over/under on how long it takes this thread to get dumped?

[JustAnotherGuy]

Chicks with a bad gag reflex shouldn't even attempt a blowjob...unless you're into the vomit on your cock and balls thing...

[Sweet Lew]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

Chicks with a bad gag reflex shouldn't even attempt a blowjob...unless you're into the vomit on your cock and balls thing...

Is that abnormal?

[JustAnotherGuy]

Is what 'abnormal'? The cock vomit or the gag reflex thing...

[Nostromo]

If you can't do something right you shouldn't do it at all.

[OneInchPunch]

So, mediocre is the new great....?

hunh?

[Sweet Lew]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

Is what 'abnormal'? The cock vomit or the gag reflex thing...

I thought gargling noises and mini vomits were a normal part of blowjobs.

What next, are you going to tell me screaming, hair pulling and blood aren't a part of sex?