L-O-L! Fess up, how many of you suffer from "True Forced Loneliness"?

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by AZGnP

Well, I went to my favorite Mexican joint to order a breakfast burrito before I went to yell at my worthless employees, and I specifically asked for no cheese and that my eggs be cooked in a pan sprayed with Pam.

Well, what do you know? The bitch cooked the eggs in the same fucking pan that she cooked the motherfucking bacon in! So now I have fucking bacon grease on my eggs, and on top of that, she adds fucking cheese to my burrito. What the fuck? So I ask her to redo it, correctly this time, but she no speaky English. She kept on and on until finally I tired of her shit and jumped over the counter and just started beating her with the pan she cooked my eggs with.

Some lady told me to stop, but I gave her a cold dead stare and she immediately fainted. I asked everyone else in the joint if they wanted any shit, but of fucking course, no one spoke English. I was furious at first, but upon taking a bite out of my burrito, I kinda linked it.

But then I got the pee shits...

tl/dr

[AZGnP]

Originally Posted by magicman531

tl/dr

It's probably better that way.

[rghtcrs4u]

Originally Posted by AZGnP

It's been a rough day for me.

this make you feel any better?

[gogoyomamma21]

Originally Posted by AZGnP

Well, I went to my favorite Mexican joint to order a breakfast burrito before I went to yell at my worthless employees, and I specifically asked for no cheese and that my eggs be cooked in a pan sprayed with Pam.

Well, what do you know? The bitch cooked the eggs in the same fucking pan that she cooked the motherfucking bacon in! So now I have fucking bacon grease on my eggs, and on top of that, she adds fucking cheese to my burrito. What the fuck? So I ask her to redo it, correctly this time, but she no speaky English. She kept on and on until finally I tired of her shit and jumped over the counter and just started beating her with the pan she cooked my eggs with.

Some lady told me to stop, but I gave her a cold dead stare and she immediately fainted. I asked everyone else in the joint if they wanted any shit, but of fucking course, no one spoke English. I was furious at first, but upon taking a bite out of my burrito, I kinda linked it.

But then I got the pee shits...

just post some porn and get banned, its for the best.


fo ky

[AZGnP]

Although normally I would appreciate a tranny, I have the pee shits. So, no. Nothing will make me feel better.

[AZGnP]

Originally Posted by gogoyomamma21

just post some porn and get banned, its for the best.


fo ky

It's okay, I'm Hispanic. I can make fun of people who don't speak English.

[Art_Wanderlei]

Originally Posted by AZGnP

It's okay, I'm Hispanic. I can make fun of people who don't speak English.

American is for Americans, and American's speak anglish!

Joey Vento is right. If you don't speak anglish you need to get out!

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by Art_Wanderlei

American is for Americans, and American's speak anglish!

Joey Vento is right. If you don't speak anglish you need to get out!

americans speak american

[TheWalrus]

Originally Posted by AZGnP

Well, I went to my favorite Mexican joint to order a breakfast burrito before I went to yell at my worthless employees, and I specifically asked for no cheese and that my eggs be cooked in a pan sprayed with Pam.

Well, what do you know? The bitch cooked the eggs in the same fucking pan that she cooked the motherfucking bacon in! So now I have fucking bacon grease on my eggs, and on top of that, she adds fucking cheese to my burrito. What the fuck? So I ask her to redo it, correctly this time, but she no speaky English. She kept on and on until finally I tired of her shit and jumped over the counter and just started beating her with the pan she cooked my eggs with.

Some lady told me to stop, but I gave her a cold dead stare and she immediately fainted. I asked everyone else in the joint if they wanted any shit, but of fucking course, no one spoke English. I was furious at first, but upon taking a bite out of my burrito, I kinda linked it.

But then I got the pee shits...

I had a similar expeirience at a tim hortons awhile ago. Fucked my order up three times, ended with me throwing a boston cream jelly donut back through the drive thru window. engrish ftl.

[mike1226]

and why is this thread 56 pages long?