L-O-L! Fess up, how many of you suffer from "True Forced Loneliness"?

Art_Wanderlei · 05-05-2008, 02:43 AM

OK this shit is unbelievable. I was looking for The 40 Year old Virgin on youtube because I don't believe in paying for movies, and I came across the "True Force Loneliness" movement.

Basically these 3 old virgins have dozens of videos up and claiming that this "movement" is a serious problem in America. Most videos are them bitching and cryin about not being able to get chicks and how women are responsible for psychologically destroying men. This shit is so funny and sad at first I thought it was a joke.

The obese guy is the best, he seems to blame everyone but himself for his situation:

YouTube - Undeniable Proof -- It's All About Looks Exposed

He spent 3 days on a "serious investigation" to prove that chicks on internet dating sites only care about looks. 3 DAYS! Got photographic evidence and everything!

The funniest shit ever is hearing this 450 pound blob saying its not his fault he's lonely, the chicks are the problem!

I don't care how fucked up you think your life is, watching these 3 sad clowns will instantly make you feel great about yourself.

magicman531 · 05-05-2008, 02:45 AM

I'm in complete agreement with the guy. Women are so superficial *munches on cheetohs*

Art_Wanderlei · 05-05-2008, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

I'm in complete agreement with the guy. Women are so superficial *munches on cheetohs*

Surrsly, I've spent the last half hour on the fat guy's videos alone, and I've never had so many lulz in my life.

Diomedes · 05-05-2008, 02:52 AM

What do you expect from a person who doesn't have the will power to keep himself under 500 pounds?

Flexwave2003 · 05-05-2008, 02:56 AM

If you dont like the fact you're nasty, perhaps getting off your fat ass and putting some work in may help your case? But once your past a certain point, not even god can help you.

Just a thought.

Martinowsky · 05-05-2008, 02:56 AM

Damn, this is a totaly new lewel of looserness!

Sportman · 05-05-2008, 02:56 AM

Glad to see we are finally getting the recognition we deserve. True forced lonliness is the next AIDS

magicman531 · 05-05-2008, 02:57 AM

lmao i just clicked the link. i loled for a good 30 seconds just from his appearance

Art_Wanderlei · 05-05-2008, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

lmao i just clicked the link. i loled for a good 30 seconds just from his appearance

Ohhhohohohoh you ain't seen/hurrd NOTHIN yet!!!!

The other two losers are sad and funny too but the obese guy is fucking GOLD.

Flexwave2003 · 05-05-2008, 03:00 AM

Did he actually get dressed up to shoot that video is what Im wondering?

If anything ladys, he can keep you fed.