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Old 10-24-2009, 01:02 AM   #1 (permalink)

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If you had to ambush someone

How would you go about it? There are so many different hypothetical situations, so just choose a situation you had to deal with in the past or at least envisioned dealing with.

When I say "ambush," I mean sneak up behind and choke out or other bare handed attack to disarm the person you are jumping. There was this one time I was considering jumping this frat guy who was of a similar weight (a situation where i didn't want to have to fight the whole frat), anyways issue blowed over. But I was thinking, "shit, it would be hard to ambush this guy on campus and actually get away with it. "

The purpose of the ambush is also being stealth and disabling the person before they could bring attention to the situation by creating a scuffle or noise. Also would consider the logistics of needing to wear a ski mask. So the guy that wronged you can't see his assailant.



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Old 10-24-2009, 01:06 AM   #2 (permalink)

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I'd sneak up behind him and put him in a full nelson and throw him to the ground. Once he got into a fair position and started punching me in the face, my friends would come break it up. The guy would then scream at me "Really dude?!?! From behind!?!?! FROM BEHIND?!?!?!? FROM BEHIND?!?!?!?!?
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Old 10-24-2009, 01:10 AM   #3 (permalink)

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I'd sneak up behind him and put him in a full nelson and throw him to the ground. Once he got into a fair position and started punching me in the face, my friends would come break it up. The guy would then scream at me "Really dude?!?! From behind!?!?! FROM BEHIND?!?!?!? FROM BEHIND?!?!?!?!?
The goal is to incapacitate the drunk redneck. Not make him angrier.
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How would you go about it? There are so many different hypothetical situations, so just choose a situation you had to deal with in the past or at least envisioned dealing with.

When I say "ambush," I mean sneak up behind and choke out or other bare handed attack to disarm the person you are jumping. There was this one time I was considering jumping this frat guy who was of a similar weight (a situation where i didn't want to have to fight the whole frat), anyways issue blowed over. But I was thinking, "shit, it would be hard to ambush this guy on campus and actually get away with it. "

The purpose of the ambush is also being stealth and disabling the person before they could bring attention to the situation by creating a scuffle or noise. Also would consider the logistics of needing to wear a ski mask. So the guy that wronged you can't see his assailant.



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Old 10-24-2009, 02:21 AM   #5 (permalink)

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Catch em in a snare. Cut throat from behind when they're hanging upside down.

No seriously. Ive always wanted to jump out of a tree on someone but I think that would result in two very very injured dudes.

The movies are so unrealistic!
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Old 10-24-2009, 06:21 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Vulkan choke him. It works in the future, it should work now
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Old 10-24-2009, 09:23 AM   #7 (permalink)

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Shank them.
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:14 AM   #8 (permalink)

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One technique I found to be effective was to have one person knock on their door, and the other wait out to the side of the door. When they come out of the door to speak to the knocker, you will be behind them and they won't even know you are there.
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Old 10-28-2009, 01:38 PM   #9 (permalink)

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RNC, blow to back of the head, siringe filled with ko liquid, chloroform = for non deadly
deadly, well.. really... alot of things...
cut the neck, sever the spine, dagger through the subclavian artery, lots of shit.
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Old 11-01-2009, 08:59 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Sniper rifle.
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