Your best WTF?! moment...

**ChaosWarrior** · 11-03-2009, 02:19 PM

I am having one as I type this, it is unfolding, check it out...

So I’m talking to this girl that I am supposed to hang out with today, but I forgot it’s my older brother’s birthday, so we were going to have to postpone that plan. What ensues absolutely blew my fucking mind and I’m wondering if I should even still talk to the girl. Keep in mind I have not met her EVER, and we have been talking on the phone for roughly 1.5 to 2 weeks. Below, our text conversation ensues.

TEXT CONVO

ME: So I totally forgot that it’s my brother’s birthday today, we are gonna have to get together another time, sorry.

HER: Are you serious, well what about Saturday night

ME: I will let you know
^^I am working on a couple others as well that have higher priority so I didn’t want to give a sound answer about Saturday when it’s only Tuesday

HER: Oh ok, I get off Friday and Saturday maybe I can stay with you or something
^^most of you are probably thinking ‘schwing’ at this point b/c she wants to stay with me, but due to recent break-up and breaking of a 2.5 year lease, shit got expensive, and I stay at home with family, which this girl is aware of. Let me proceed.

ME: I don’t stay by myself unfortunately right now

HER: I know but I could meet your family if you want me to
^^this is the part that blew my fucking mind. I haven’t responded yet.

HER AGAIN: I could drive up there if you want me too

^^So far I have not responded and am not quite sure what to say at this point…

Hamdinger · 11-03-2009, 02:25 PM

Mine was a girl saying, "I love you!" during sex on the first date.

Sounds like you got a good one going there though.

**ChaosWarrior** · 11-03-2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamdinger

Mine was a girl saying, "I love you!" during sex on the first date.

Sounds like you got a good one going there though.

hopefully your response was 'prove it' as you proceeded to ATM the girl

OneInchPunch · 11-03-2009, 02:31 PM

Crazy bitches...you know... "bunny boilers"... always make for the best sex partners.

And you, my friend, have hooked into a live one!

The only thing setting you heads and tails above the rest of us is that you have come to almighty sherdog to get relationship advice... brilliant.

Hamdinger · 11-03-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ChaosWarrior

hopefully your response was 'prove it' as you proceeded to ATM the girl

Nah, gave her a facial. Then handed her her own shirt to clean up with.

**Cool Hand Luke** · 11-03-2009, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaoswarrior

i am having one as i type this, it is unfolding, check it out...

So i’m talking to this girl that i am supposed to hang out with today, but i forgot it’s my older brother’s birthday, so we were going to have to postpone that plan. What ensues absolutely blew my fucking mind and i’m wondering if i should even still talk to the girl. Keep in mind i have not met her ever, and we have been talking on the phone for roughly 1.5 to 2 weeks. Below, our text conversation ensues.

Text convo

me: So i totally forgot that it’s my brother’s birthday today, we are gonna have to get together another time, sorry.

Her: Are you serious, well what about saturday night

me: I will let you know
^^i am working on a couple others as well that have higher priority so i didn’t want to give a sound answer about saturday when it’s only tuesday

her: Oh ok, i get off friday and saturday maybe i can stay with you or something
^^most of you are probably thinking ‘schwing’ at this point b/c she wants to stay with me, but due to recent break-up and breaking of a 2.5 year lease, shit got expensive, and i stay at home with family, which this girl is aware of. Let me proceed.

Me: I don’t stay by myself unfortunately right now

her: I know but i could meet your family if you want me to
^^this is the part that blew my fucking mind. I haven’t responded yet.

Her again: I could drive up there if you want me too

^^so far i have not responded and am not quite sure what to say at this point…

get out now! They're almost there!

**ChaosWarrior** · 11-03-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneInchPunch

Crazy bitches...you know... "bunny boilers"... always make for the best sex partners.

And you, my friend, have hooked into a live one!

The only thing setting you heads and tails above the rest of us is that you have come to almighty sherdog to get relationship advice... brilliant.

I don't do relationships at this point in my life, just dating, and I don't need advice I just thought I'd share with my fav. ppl how crazy some ppl can be

**motorboatJones** · 11-03-2009, 02:46 PM

Bitch sounds desperate.

The Departed · 11-03-2009, 02:47 PM

In August I had a woman try to come into my bar with a pram at 11pm. Security knocked her back, and she started demanding to speak to the manager. So I went along to deal with her, and she said I had to let her in as she didn't have a child with her. She then took the blanket off the pram to reveal what I think was a wallaby. This is in Ireland btw.

She tried to come back the next night with it in a papoose across her chest.

I get the feeling every post in this thread will involve a female.

Striker22 redo · 11-03-2009, 02:50 PM

Girl sounds lonely. Lonely girls scare me