Woman Advice For The Lonely Sherdogger

[Frankie Carbone]

I've been reading the OT the last couple of days and when it comes to women and actually sexing up a bitch, some guys know what there talking about, while others have no fucking clue. This thread is dedicated to the lonely sherdogger who has to spend his Friday and Saturday nights fwapping to the same porno every weekend or never being able to get a girl in the sack no matter how dirty of a whore she is.

I'll admit myself I'm not the biggest player or mack out there but there are a few basic steps I've followed that have allowed me to get pussy on a routinely basis. Some rules may work for you, other may not. My fellow sherdoggers, leave your most successful tips on how you pick up girls for the less fortunate.

Things that have worked for me:

*When you go to a party, realize there are women there who are just as horny as you. The key is to single out the women who just want to have a good time. It's easy to figure out, the women that are noticeably drinking more and dancing more, are the one who wants to get laid.

*Once you find a bitch that you think is down, start up a simple conversation. Ask her where she's from and based on her answer, name a random place significantly further away. Tell her you're leaving in a couple of days and just want to have a good/fun time tonight.

*Keep talking to her and at the time she is most interested in you, make an excuse to leave and say you will come talk to her a little later on. Now go and talk to different girls at the party but make sure the bitch sees up. After the bitch sees you talking to different women, your social value at the party goes up.

*After a little while go back to the bitch and be a little more forward. Do the bullshit that women like, whisper some shit to her, hold her hand a little bit and she'll definitely get the message. Take her somewhere private and proceed to fuck her brains out.

This works almost every time.

[Cool Hand Luke]

i just call a hooker

guaranteed sex every time.

[slash-ln]

First: I'm not reading all that fucking bullshit

Second: No one cares about your fucking opinion.

Third: Most of them are just stupid bitches who lie and twist shit to make them feel good about themselves. There are a good few ones out there but it's rare.

[ForeverZero]

or you could hit up the local gay bar , and saddle up with a bear .

[Frankie Carbone]

Originally Posted by slash-ln

First: I'm not reading all that fucking bullshit

Second: No one cares about your fucking opinion.

Third: Most of them are just stupid bitches who lie and twist shit to make them feel good about themselves. There are a good few ones out there but it's rare.

Spoken like a true loser, who can only get with his right hand. Your third point shows you are converting to become a homosexual. Hey I got nothing against your people.

[Frankie Carbone]

Originally Posted by Cool Hand Luke

i just call a hooker

guaranteed sex every time.

I suggest high price call girls over dirty street hookers. Never kiss a whore but a veteran like yourself already knows this.

[squirtgun]

This cant be real

[Frankie Carbone]

Originally Posted by nontheanarch

TS sucks at the internet

No virgins allowed.

[slash-ln]

Originally Posted by Frankie Carbone

Spoken like a true loser, who can only get with his right hand. Your third point shows you are converting to become a homosexual. Hey I got nothing against your people.

No it's fags like you who make these threads acting like you're so fucking wise.

Go back to watching Pick Up Artist you slimey little cockboy.

[Frankie Carbone]

Originally Posted by slash-ln

No it's fags like you who make these threads acting like you're so fucking wise.

Go back to watching Pick Up Artist you slimey little cockboy.

I'm only trying to help out internet tough guys like you, who only gets ass when his finger slips through the toilet paper. You sound like a poster-child of why retards shouldn't do drugs.