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Old 11-06-2009, 01:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Whats the most pathetic thing you have ever done?

I haven't had internet for about a week now and I have been staying home a lot to so i can try to save money. So i haven't jacked off in awhile. I went to go pick up the mail and I saw this missing persons flyer. Apparently she was stolen when she was about 16 and the age progressed her to be 21. Anyways, she was super hot and I got a semi after seeing her picture. Right when I get home I went straight to the bathroom got a bottle of lotion and proceeded to rub one out to a missing person's flyer. Then after I was done I ended up shooting on the paper too so that there wasn't a mess. Now when I think about it I sort of get this feeling of guilt about what I have done, but she was pretty hot.
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you're a scumbag j-ten, get the fuck outta here and stay the fuck outta here
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Only weak people do pathetic things.

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Old 11-06-2009, 01:11 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Blew a load on a missing person flyer, wow. Sticky, please.
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, have some standards for chrissakes!

At least use the Sears catalogue!
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Blew a load on a missing person flyer, wow. Sticky, please.
no pun intended, right?
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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no pun intended, right?
I see what you did there! Nice.
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