What would happen if Wonder Woman had to fight Jack Burton?

[Green Eyed Pit]

Fuck you, dude.

[vorpalraddish]

This thread caused my brain to cease life-support functions for a few seconds. Great job.

Burton totally has this, though, because he knows what to do when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake.

He just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

[Green Eyed Pit]

What a geek ^^

[vorpalraddish]

Originally Posted by Green Eyed Pit

What a geek ^^

You're breaking my heart.

Seriously, way to state the obvious.

[squirtgun]

Rude words^^^^

EDIT: I meant two up

[Green Eyed Pit]

Right? It's the internet, geeky fucks are expected. You both surely qualify. I'll excuse myself while ya'll jerk each other off over a conversation debating which Martin Scorcese film is the best EVA.

What garbage.


Go fuck yourselves. Should be familiar.

[vorpalraddish]

Originally Posted by Green Eyed Pit

Right? It's the internet, geeky fucks are expected. You both surely qualify. I'll excuse myself while ya'll jerk each other off over a conversation debating which Martin Scorcese film is the best EVA.

What garbage.

Go fuck yourselves. Should be familiar.

Your wit is exemplary and incredibly relevant. Martin Scorsese? The fuck?

I guess the only thing more common than internet geeks are tough-guys/trolls like yourself, huh?

[Green Eyed Pit]

Originally Posted by vorpalraddish

Your wit is exemplary and incredibly relevant.

This is true. You are weak, and in the grander scheme of things you are merely a peasant, working the OT fields in hope of acceptance amongst your peers.

[vorpalraddish]

Originally Posted by Green Eyed Pit

This is true. You are weak, and in the grander scheme of things you are merely a peasant, working the OT fields in hope of acceptance amongst your peers.

You're right, it's my life's dream.

[Green Eyed Pit]

I can tell. Work harder peasant.