[fightingrabbit]

Originally Posted by Iron Braveheart

but i mean, they knock on the door and what happens? how do they get in? and like i'd even LET them get past the door. with an ax? ninja, please. i'd be putting heads to bed before anyone even got a swing off. i'd be all, SNAPKICK! SNAPKICK! PILEDRIVER! Yes, that's a PILEDRIVER!

yeahh..im scared too.

[Joe McPherson]

Originally Posted by Dhx711

I wanna get one of these for home defense. Be sweet to charge down my stairs and crack some would be robber in the noggin til brains spill out his ears.

I like that. I want one too.

For right now, I'd take the dude by the magina and put him through a window. Then I'd taking his blood-spurting frame and bludgeon his bag-whore wife wif it. After that, I'd butt-secks the bitch-child to death. Finally, I'd grind their corpses into mush for my kitten snuggles (just kidding, I don't have a kitten snuggles...I ate it).

[surKAHN]

The movies now are Fucking SAD.....It makes me think I could make a pretty damn good movie with the right funds!

[smasheroffaces]

Originally Posted by Dhx711

I wanna get one of these for home defense. Be sweet to charge down my stairs and crack some would be robber in the noggin til brains spill out his ears.

table shield club very impressive i dont know what to say i think im gonna make me a table shield 44 mag with a 7 1/2 barrel thats mo betta

[Sketch]

Fuck that make a table RPG.

[Iron Braveheart]

Originally Posted by Sketch

Fuck that make a table RPG.

fuck that. just have a fuckin tank in your living room with coasters on it.

[Agent Orange]

Originally Posted by Iron Braveheart

If you're walking around your house and you know people are hiding in the shadows, you fuckin go and get a fire poker and shove it up their ass. sideways.

or you could tickle them with your man beard.

[Joe McPherson]

I do want to see this movie though.

[Sketch]

I see your tank and raise you a werewolf.

[Abortedone]

I love all the ricksons in here talking shit about what they would do and in all reality they would be in the fetal position crying