What the EF is with movies today? "The Strangers"?

Iron Braveheart · 05-16-2008, 08:47 AM

Ok, so this movie "The Strangers" that's coming out, what the shit is this? 3 people in masks knock on some couple's door and then they terrorize them? Yeah, OK. Tell me how anyone here would just straight ruin those masked retard's shit in, like, 5 seconds. And here's why:

1. You're a fuckin man, and someone breaks into your house, you'll go fuckin Conan beastmode and lift them over head, tearing them in half and showering yourself in their blood.
2. Two of the three would-be terrorizers are women... Yeah.
3. Masks limit vision, and you're like a gotdamned John Matrix from Commando and smelled them coming anyway.
4. You always have a switchblade up your sleeve (even in a wife-beater) and a bootknife, like from 'Cyborg'.
5. You've mastered the art of piledriving and can do it from any position, as long as you're within arm's length of the attacker.

Those are 5 damn good reasons I WON'T be seeing that movie. What a bunch of bullshit.

Feel free to add your own reasons.

**Akuma Kanji** · 05-16-2008, 08:53 AM

You got scared by the trailer, didn't you.

Gedanke · 05-16-2008, 08:54 AM

Because Liv Tyler is in it. That's good enough reason for me never to watch it.

WUchi · 05-16-2008, 08:55 AM

i want this to happen to me, i leave my door unlocked all the time.. bring it on fuckers

Iron Braveheart · 05-16-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Akuma Kanji

You got scared by the trailer, didn't you.

I did see the trailer and I got mad at how much of a pussy that guy is. If you're walking around your house and you know people are hiding in the shadows, you fuckin go and get a fire poker and shove it up their ass. sideways.