[Dhx711]

Originally Posted by fightingrabbit

Considering im one of their well loved, highly regarded posters.

Most highly delusional posters is more like it.

[thaguy24]

Originally Posted by Iron Braveheart

Ok, so this movie "The Strangers" that's coming out, what the shit is this? 3 people in masks knock on some couple's door and then they terrorize them? Yeah, OK. Tell me how anyone here would just straight ruin those masked retard's shit in, like, 5 seconds. And here's why:

1. You're a fuckin man, and someone breaks into your house, you'll go fuckin Conan beastmode and lift them over head, tearing them in half and showering yourself in their blood.
2. Two of the three would-be terrorizers are women... Yeah.
3. Masks limit vision, and you're like a gotdamned John Matrix from Commando and smelled them coming anyway.
4. You always have a switchblade up your sleeve (even in a wife-beater) and a bootknife, like from 'Cyborg'.
5. You've mastered the art of piledriving and can do it from any position, as long as you're within arm's length of the attacker.

Those are 5 damn good reasons I WON'T be seeing that movie. What a bunch of bullshit.

Feel free to add your own reasons.

you are truly OT's manliest poster. You still got that monster of a beard?

[Iron Braveheart]

Originally Posted by thaguy24

you are truly OT's manliest poster. You still got that monster of a beard?

yes, but i may shave it.

[Sketch]

What for though?

[Iron Braveheart]

Originally Posted by Sketch

What for though?

my hair is so damn long now, and having a beard, it's like, overload. when i get back to NJ this summer, i'm going to cut my hair into a MULLHAWK. you can't have no hair on the sides of your head and then a big-ass beard. it's like bald headed guys with big beards. looks strange, like their face is on upside down.

[johnyboy]

Originally Posted by WUchi

i want this to happen to me, i leave my door unlocked all the time.. bring it on fuckers

I like to make a trail of my possesions leading to my unlocked back door just to attract theives.

[Bang Bang]

the only way they could make it gayer would be to have 'ghost children' scaring people

[fightingrabbit]

Originally Posted by Bang Bang

the only way they could make it gayer would be to have 'ghost children' scaring people

G-G-Ghost Children?! Where??

[Commissar]

The movie just needs one large black guy to fuck shit up.