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Old 09-02-2008, 12:44 AM   #1 (permalink)

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I just sexed my girlfriend.....

for the first time. Senior year is going to be awesome. A few questions though, am I suppose to feel dirty after doing it? Is it suppose to smell that way? Am I suppose to take a shower afterwards? Any advice would be very helpful. Here is a new pic of me and my love.

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Old 09-02-2008, 12:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:47 AM   #4 (permalink)

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I'm guessing 'she' insisted on the lights being turned off and it was strictly anal?
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:49 AM   #7 (permalink)

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for christs sake date a hot chick man.
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:49 AM   #8 (permalink)

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Old 09-02-2008, 12:49 AM   #9 (permalink)

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Old 09-02-2008, 12:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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