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Old 05-10-2008, 03:16 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Crazy morning

at this morning at 1 am. I was taking 5 friends of mine back home from a party after the prom. We were sleepin at my house. My friends and me were wrestling at 3 in the morning after watching Larry Bird "A Basketball Legend"

I wrestled with 3 dudes and finished them fast. Anyways. My friend was wrestling with other friend. Friend 1 was getting a standing guilltione choke against Friend 2, and Friend 1 DDTed him!!!! He was out cold man. I was scared as shit. If he died, me and my parents would have went to jail.

He was actually out cold. I had to take my shirt off and held up his head and watered his face. He finally woke up and said WTF what happened? He remembers being choked. After that he didnt remember anything. Definitely a crazy weekend lol.
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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at this morning at 1 am. I was taking 5 friends of mine back home from a party after the prom. We were sleepin at my house. My friends and me were wrestling at 3 in the morning after watching Larry Bird "A Basketball Legend"

I wrestled with 3 dudes and finished them fast. Anyways. My friend was wrestling with other friend. Friend 1 was getting a standing guilltione choke against Friend 2, and Friend 1 DDTed him!!!! He was out cold man. I was scared as shit. If he died, me and my parents would have went to jail.

He was actually out cold. I had to take my shirt off and held up his head and watered his face. He finally woke up and said WTF what happened? He remembers being choked. After that he didnt remember anything. Definitely a crazy weekend lol.
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better question, why the fuck were you homo erotically wrestling with your friends after prom insted of banging out your date, what a ***
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:18 PM   #3 (permalink)

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If by crazy you mean "homosexual", then yes it was a crazy morning.
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do your parents know you have naked mud wrestling matches with your little buddies ?
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Lol nah. Thursday was the prom night. Friday was afterparty. Then we all slept over my house. Techinally it was 1 am so it was saturday. I had my prom date. I didnt have sex with her because she left home early because of parents =(

EDIT: We all love to wrestle so what?
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Old 05-10-2008, 03:22 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Lol nah. Thursday was the prom night. Friday was afterparty. Then we all slept over my house. Techinally it was 1 am so it was saturday. I had my prom date. I didnt have sex with her because she left home early because of parents =(

EDIT: We all love to wrestle so what?
LOL PWNED.

Her parents are dead.
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LOL PWNED.

Her parents are dead.
No. They wanted her home before midnight..
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No. They wanted her home before midnight..
You didn't get it because you are too stupid. American by anychance? Obviously.

How old is she 8? Nevermind when all else fails back to the old homo-erotico 3am wrestling with lads like eh?
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at this morning at 1 am. I was taking 5 friends of mine back home from a bath house party after the prom. We were sexing at my house. My friends and me were sexing at 3 in the morning after watching "broke back mountain"

I sexed with 3 dudes and finished them fast as always. My friend was sexing with other friend. Friend 1 was getting a standing schlong/chicken choke against Friend 2, and Friend 1 ATMed him!!!! He was out cold man, so I fondled him a little. I was scared as shit. If he died, me and my parents would have went to jail for using chloroform.

He was actually out cold. I had to take my pants off and mushroom stamp his head and golden showered his face. He finally woke up and said WTF what happened? After that he didnt remember anything, untill he expells the condoms later. Definitely a crazy weekend lol.

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