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Old 05-22-2008, 12:05 PM   #11 (permalink)

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yeah... how does he fuck it? does he just smear his pee pee over the car or does he just give the car a facial?
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Old 05-22-2008, 12:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yeah... how does he fuck it? does he just smear his pee pee over the car or does he just give the car a facial?
Oh, maybe it goes in the gas tank...I hear sperm increases your MPG...
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:16 PM   #14 (permalink)

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I dunno...never looked at car like that. I am so confused...does he fuck the exhaust?
That would be the equivalent to anal. I'm sure he pokes the front.
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Porsche Boxster. Not a big fan of the car, but c'mon, look at that tailpipe.
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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This.....because it's a love bug...



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Old 05-22-2008, 02:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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how about a good old fashioned roadmaster?
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I can't remember if there were any female Transformers, but if so I'd bang her.
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