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05-22-2008, 12:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
Wild Dan Hibiki Black Belt Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,634	yeah... how does he fuck it? does he just smear his pee pee over the car or does he just give the car a facial? __________________ After the Randleslam on Fedor Mauro - "A big slam from Quinton Jacks - excuse me, Kevin Randleman." Rampage - "That's ok, everyone knows all black folk look alike"

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yeah... how does he fuck it? does he just smear his pee pee over the car or does he just give the car a facial?

Oh, maybe it goes in the gas tank...I hear sperm increases your MPG...

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05-22-2008, 02:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
MrNutHugger Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In the Nile. Posts: 2,022	Volvos=safe sex

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05-22-2008, 02:16 PM

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I dunno...never looked at car like that. I am so confused...does he fuck the exhaust?

That would be the equivalent to anal. I'm sure he pokes the front.

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05-22-2008, 02:20 PM	#15 (permalink)
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Cool Hand Luke :\|o\|o\|~9th.All.Time~\|o\|o\| : Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Front Page Posts: 25,594	how about a good old fashioned roadmaster? __________________ Platinum Army Senior Camp Counselor - Sponsored by OOTCC™ CABS - Custom Av and Belt Service - Only 3rd year vets with a minimum 5k posts are eligible for custom belts

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how about a good old fashioned roadmaster?

Old car vag? No thank you.

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05-22-2008, 02:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
X The Dude X Black Belt Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 5,132	I can't remember if there were any female Transformers, but if so I'd bang her.

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I can't remember if there were any female Transformers, but if so I'd bang her.

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