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Old 05-22-2008, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What car would you have sex with?

Maybe you would be a whore and have sex with 1000 different cars like this guy. Yes, that means not having sex IN a car but having sex WITH a car.

Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph
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Old 05-22-2008, 09:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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what a playa~!
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Old 05-22-2008, 09:47 AM   #3 (permalink)

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Wow, just wow.

"He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from the 1980's TV hit Airwolf"

I wonder where he shoves his peen?
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Old 05-22-2008, 09:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hood ornaments count, right?
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Old 05-22-2008, 09:50 AM   #5 (permalink)

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ill sign up to this guys website later
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Old 05-22-2008, 10:17 AM   #6 (permalink)

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How the hell does that work?
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Old 05-22-2008, 10:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon

o god lol cinnamon o no this guy is in it deep
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Old 05-22-2008, 11:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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This is such an old story.

I'm more a motorcycle guy, though.
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Old 05-22-2008, 11:25 AM   #9 (permalink)

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Aston Martin DB9 - I would ram the shit out of it
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Old 05-22-2008, 11:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I dunno...never looked at car like that. I am so confused...does he fuck the exhaust?
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