[crocoppertones]

Originally Posted by gracie-hunter

and what else happened . you cawk tease

I really really did not want some dumb-ass minimum wage security guard to be dumb enuff to try n physicall stop me, so I walked at a normal pace to my car w/o looking back


maybe even a year ago, I wudda made for a better story and tried to provoke security




I dont hafta prove to the store that I didnt steal anything;

[crocoppertones]

meh.

maybe Im alone on this juan.

I normally just comply, but I didnt feel like wasting my time.


I dont feel like a bad-ass for it, but I also dont care who the fuck it is: 250 lb Samoan or 30 year old fuggin hillbilly whore. Im an ex-cop (n I watch TKD on YouTube) Id love for a fuggin Walmart employee to put their greasy hands on me (in more than one way I guess) w/o due process

[JamesArk]

Originally Posted by crocoppertones

meh.

maybe Im alone on this juan.

I normally just comply, but I didnt feel like wasting my time.


I dont feel like a bad-ass for it, but I also dont care who the fuck it is: 250 lb Samoan or 30 year old fuggin hillbilly whore. Im an ex-cop (n I watch TKD on YouTube) Id love for a fuggin Walmart employee to put their greasy hands on me (in more than one way I guess) w/o due process

Should kneed that bitch in her 75 year old balls. 1 clean shot and even her grandkids won't ask for receipts at their summer part time jobs.

[crocoppertones]

either way

thats the last time I wear a ski mask on a beer run

[Mike JV]

I don't blame you for doing what you did.

They probably flipped out because it was beer you were walking out with.

[Big Nic]

I think all posts need a cliffnotes.

[gracie-hunter]

Originally Posted by crocoppertones

I really really did not want some dumb-ass minimum wage security guard to be dumb enuff to try n physicall stop me, so I walked at a normal pace to my car w/o looking back


maybe even a year ago, I wudda made for a better story and tried to provoke security




I dont hafta prove to the store that I didnt steal anything;

ohhhh man .i thought sec guards came to you and you pwned their smelly greasey ballz . but good thing you didnt let the old wrinkled tranny fuck you up . high 5

[crocoppertones]

This beer is oddly more refreshing than normal

[Buckner1986]

This has seemed to have started just recently. If I'm by myself, I'll get stopped by the "faux security guard" 75% of the time, but if I'm with my wife and kids I've never gotten stopped.

Wal-Mart greeters have turned into Wal-Mart crime busters.

[Tchort]

What's a walmart?