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07-05-2008, 05:08 PM
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#121 (permalink)
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you should never shop there in the first place. You become fodder just by thinking about going there.
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What if the Hokey Poky is really what it's all about?
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
- Wendell Johnson
Tongue Punch My Dirt Star
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07-05-2008, 05:11 PM
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#122 (permalink)
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Reppin' 11717 to the fullest |
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I like to hold the receipt down real low, a bit lower than my belt buckle. Then I say in a gravely whisper, "yeah, get down there real good and make sure you give me a reeeeal niiiice check to make sure I'm not doing baaaad things."
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Wesley Willis will never die!
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07-05-2008, 05:13 PM
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#123 (permalink)
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Reppin' 11717 to the fullest |
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Originally Posted by rotten apple
i bet the receipt checker was an old lady who should have been using a walker.
had it been some 250 pound samoan guy with a sleeve tattoo, eating a giant turkey leg......i guarantee this story been a lot different.
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Wesley Willis will never die!
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07-05-2008, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by crocoppertones
I mean, dont get me wrong, I also stole a pack of condoms, you know, for safe masterbation n wutnots
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07-05-2008, 05:26 PM
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#125 (permalink)
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Home of the Superbowl XLII Champs |
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Originally Posted by louky
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NFC East pwns all.
David Wright>>A-Rod
5/4/08 OT Renaissance begins
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07-05-2008, 05:52 PM
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#126 (permalink)
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let the person do their job, dipshit.
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I hated every minute of training but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Ali
Strokin' it to Stokke.
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07-05-2008, 06:09 PM
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#127 (permalink)
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Gay for not chopping her in the throat before you left. Gay indeed.
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TFL - We'll give those whores what's coming to them. One at a time.
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07-05-2008, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Hamm
yeah because she could tell by looking at you that you werent just a thief carrying out a 12 pack, nobody ever tries to steal beer from Wal mart. Get over yourself yt=ou fucking twat.
Dont like it, dont shop there.
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who teh fuck are you?
go back to Mayberry and get your vagina hair braided
Ive already stessed, its fine she asked, she has no place to demand, and her demeanor wasnt customer friendly. Im the fuggin customer, n I can steal all teh beer I want __________________
RIP Bantannica.
My Taco Belt is open late night
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07-06-2008, 01:44 AM
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#129 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by crocoppertones
the lady at the door told me;"Im going to need to see your receipt." I told her, without stopping, I dont have it and kept walking.
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hahahahahahhahah......best eva!
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07-06-2008, 09:47 AM
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#130 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by mahalo
let the person do their job, dipshit.
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in all fairness, I atleast gave the bitch some exitment in her pathetic excuse of a life; she probably went home and told her unemployed husband of her exiting day. Or maybe she went on an online forum and posted about how she thwarted crime n wutnots __________________
RIP Bantannica.
My Taco Belt is open late night
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