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Old 11-05-2009, 11:06 AM   #1 (permalink)

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My wife had her second C-Section & after the 6 week recovery period her Dr. cleared me to pound it again. I guess having her guts pulled out and then stuck back in there made it real uncomfortable- she cried and said it hurt and begged me to stop. I can only hope it stays this way for a while longer.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So, you're pretty much admitting you're hung like an acorn? Good fer yew, I guess...
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:16 AM   #3 (permalink)

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Maybe they left a watch in there or something. Did it feel different?
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:19 AM   #4 (permalink)

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hope your kid reads this some day and starts a shitty thread
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:28 AM   #5 (permalink)

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I like banging preggos but not post preggos
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:37 AM   #7 (permalink)

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foky diaf joac es dc fu
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:40 AM   #8 (permalink)

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You're not suppose to fuck her in her bellybutton, dumbass...

...hmmm...wonder how she got pregnate in the first place.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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foky diaf joac es dc fu
I got everything except es, and dc.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:47 AM   #10 (permalink)

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eat shit and dont care
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