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Old 05-14-2008, 06:20 PM   #1 (permalink)

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The Tri-Fecta
The background facts.

1. Met girl went on date, made out finger banged her.

2. Added date to myspace, found she had ungodly hot asian friend.

3. Not looking for strong relationship(lied to her and said I was)

4. I want to get with the asian friend BAD(wont link or show you pics as you fuckers would sabatoge me)

The girl I dated is an absolute freak, the sex will be wild, but im not super attracted to her, I am a soldier and I trust her as far as I can throw her(would dump her if i got deployed).

OT Tell me some of your smooth moves to score her poon and transition to her friend.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:22 PM   #2 (permalink)

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no pics = can't help you
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:22 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Work the threesome dummy.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:23 PM   #4 (permalink)

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no pics = can't help you
Amen to that.

Post the fucking pictures
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:23 PM   #5 (permalink)

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That is a very very difficult undertaking.

Best bet is to try to test the waters first.
"what do you think about threesomes" be very vague then kinda' work your way more specific if she's open for it.

If she's not open for it, then just drop it.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:24 PM   #6 (permalink)

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That is a very very difficult undertaking.

Best bet is to try to test the waters first.
"what do you think about threesomes" be very vague then kinda' work your way more specific if she's open for it.

If she's not open for it, then just drop her.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:24 PM   #7 (permalink)

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That is a very very difficult undertaking.

Best bet is to try to test the waters first.
"what do you think about threesomes" be very vague then kinda' work your way more specific if she's open for it.

If she's not open for it, then just drop it.
I don't care if she is not down for it or the threesome, It would be awesome granted. But I just want to fuck them both mainly the asian got the yellafeva
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:25 PM   #8 (permalink)

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"listen babe, i really wanna fuck you asian friend, but if you want in, you can come too ok baby?"
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ban for lying and asking for help. You're such a mild shitpiece that you should be ip blocked from this forum AND all the offshoots.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:26 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Work the threesome dummy.

the fact you even had to tell him that is worrysome.
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