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Old 05-16-2008, 06:03 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Things that go "Pffft" in the night:

GF's bottoms when they think you're asleep.

Then you attack them because they're giggling when they find out you weren't out. It's like invite to touch (possible buttsechs - but keep that one to yourself, perhaps a probing finger can open the door of possibility).
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude, what the fuck are you on?
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girls fart? interesting did not know this
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GF's bottoms when they think you're asleep.

Then you attack them because they're giggling when they find out you weren't out. It's like invite to touch (possible buttsechs - but keep that one to yourself, perhaps a probing finger can open the door of possibility).
i like the way you think
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:16 PM   #5 (permalink)

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damn i thought u were talkin about purple haze when u were talkin a bout the pifft
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:17 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Female farts are fucking repulsive.

apart from the vag ones, I like to think I played a part in that
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:17 PM   #7 (permalink)

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maybe it's just me but a fart isn't really what i'm looking for prior to buttsechs.
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:29 PM   #9 (permalink)

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Old 05-16-2008, 06:30 PM   #10 (permalink)

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lol. That's all this thread is...Just bringing some of "the fuck?" back to life.
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