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07-04-2008, 11:25 AM
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CHOKE YOURSELF!!!
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07-04-2008, 11:33 AM
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this thread has inspired me to get out of my chair today
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It's not a thong, I'm just fat
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07-04-2008, 11:36 AM
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You are probably going to die from this
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07-04-2008, 11:37 AM
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Glad to see you're interested mainly in my anoos. But no, no it doesn't tingle when I eat pizza. My sphincter quivers with the anticipation of eating the pizza. However, I onced used toilet paper to wipe some Listerine of my chin and the used the same wadded up piece to wipe my bunghole..that my friend, tingled like a tazer shot. My farts were minty fresh though.
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Pbbffftttt, some guy I know forgot to wash his hands after applying liniment to his shins and supposedly fwapped after getting home from human cockfighting classes. Must've been all the sweaty guys that got him fired up. __________________
Southside Muay Thai & Submission, 2115 Midland Ave., Scarborough, ON
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07-04-2008, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by JJ FRENCH
Glad to see you're interested mainly in my anoos. But no, no it doesn't tingle when I eat pizza. My sphincter quivers with the anticipation of eating the pizza. However, I onced used toilet paper to wipe some Listerine of my chin and the used the same wadded up piece to wipe my bunghole..that my friend, tingled like a tazer shot. My farts were minty fresh though.
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Pbbffftttt, some guy I know forgot to wash his hands after applying liniment to his shins and supposedly fwapped after getting home from human cockfighting classes. Must've been all the sweaty guys that got him fired up. __________________
Southside Muay Thai & Submission, 2115 Midland Ave., Scarborough, ON
http://southsidemuaythai.ca/
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07-04-2008, 11:37 AM
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which was leftover from yesterdays supper. It was fucking deelishus. Very simple boys, a pizza needs 2 toppings to be succesfull- pepperoni & mushrooms. Anything more than that and you're abusing the system. But I digress.
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I'm beginning to think you can either read my mind or are stalking me. In both cases, I'm quite freaked out, and somewhat aroused.
P.S. I like pizza a lot, but < A big plate of garlicky Shawarma chicken __________________
I survived the Great OT Purge and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
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07-04-2008, 11:38 AM
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If you consumed paper towel w/ the pizza you must be pretty damn fat.
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07-04-2008, 11:38 AM
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Damn, I failed today
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Southside Muay Thai & Submission, 2115 Midland Ave., Scarborough, ON
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07-04-2008, 11:39 AM
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I got accents on my "é" belt
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Originally Posted by Balli
I think the worst is when I have gigantic shits, and the hardness and size of my shit literally slices a wound inside my asshole. And I have to wipe the mix of blood and shit away.
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I survived the Great OT Purge and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
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