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07-22-2008, 02:01 PM
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Douchey Mc Douche
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Brampton, Ontario
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So apparently I look like a douche bag *UPDATED with Invisible Lats Pics*
I've always considered myself to be a nice guy, but the general consensus is that upon first glance, I look like a douche bag.
I don't know if it is the tight shirts, or possibly the tattoos written in a language I myself don't speak, but I assure you, I am not a douche bag.
Judge for yourself
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Well, we have established that I look like a douche. However, what I will not concede is that I have "invisible lat syndrome" Thus, here are pics of my back showing I indeed cannot put them down. One pic is me relaxed and my shoulders hunched forward, the other is with me flexed. And yes, the BACNE is attributed to some of the suppliments I take (Mostly natural test boosters)
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Last edited by Brampton_Boy; 07-22-2008 at 06:46 PM.
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07-22-2008, 02:02 PM
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Brown Belt
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Chin Tu Fat
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something is wrong with your upper-body. so yeah, you do look like a bag of douche.
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07-22-2008, 02:03 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: South Florida
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Holy fucking orange skin.
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07-22-2008, 02:03 PM
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Purple Belt
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: NYC
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I don't know about looking like a douchebag.
Mentally retarded, on the other hand....
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07-22-2008, 02:04 PM
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Silver Belt
Join Date: Apr 2007
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You kind of look like an M. Night Shyamalan action figure.
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07-22-2008, 02:04 PM
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Blue Belt
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: WisCOWsin
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You are what people around here call
"Johnny phone books"
Which automatically makes you a douchbag.
The phone book part is, you hold your arms as if someone put phone books under them, then take them away, but your arms stay in the same position.
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07-22-2008, 02:05 PM
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Banned
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Location: berkeley
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i think its because you purposely hold your arms away from your body to make yourself look bigger. you have been doing it for years now its second nature to you, but now its time for you to get over yourself its not going to help you get laid. just relax, only douches do that seriously. ya tight shirts don't help either.
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07-22-2008, 02:06 PM
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Douchey Mc Douche
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Brampton, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steeltwo
You are what people around here call
"Johnny phone books"
Which automatically makes you a douchbag.
The phone book part is, you hold your arms as if someone put phone books under them, then take them away, but your arms stay in the same position.
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Actually, this part I can't help. If I stand up straight, my back pushes out my arms. Most of the time I am hunched over to prevent this.
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei
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07-22-2008, 02:06 PM
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Banned
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Location: berkeley
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steeltwo
You are what people around here call
"Johnny phone books"
Which automatically makes you a douchbag.
The phone book part is, you hold your arms as if someone put phone books under them, then take them away, but your arms stay in the same position.
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damn, beat me to it.
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07-22-2008, 02:07 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brampton_Boy
Actually, this part I can't help. If I stand up straight, my back pushes out my arms. Most of the time I am hunched over to prevent this.
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thats exactly what a douche bag would say.
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