Shakespeare sucks

[Oawofae]

His shit is so boring. Except zombie Shakespeare. He's fucking cool.

[Agent Orange]

so you're tring to say Dwayne Holloway's gay?

[Oawofae]

I was trying to put up a Dwayne Appreciation thread complete with all the chops we've done, but sherdog won't let me. Ironically, this thread gave me no problems.

[magicman531]

Well he did a lot for writing and acting in general, like creating a bunch of new words. I respect him for that even though I don't really care for his works.

[Cool Hand Luke]

shakespear sprayed his fuck all over you

[james123]

[mbinder]

Saying he sucks is too extreme, but saying he is the greatest of all time is also too extreme.

So, he is somewhere between those two extremes.

[Guroo]

Where do you find the enthusiasm for a random hate filled anti Shakespeare thread.
I liked the merchant of venice

[nathan22]

Originally Posted by Oawofae

His shit is so boring. Except zombie Shakespeare. He's fucking cool.

No it isn't, you're just too stupid to appreciate it fully. Your tiny mind cannot comprehend his greatness or the intricates of his works. He doesn't suck but you and your mother do on a daily basis.

[james123]

I personally like his language. Some of the melodramatic techniques he uses to get emotion across are of his time and can look stodgy today (especilly to young people unused to archaic speech patterns), but artistic styles had to evolve from somewhere, and over the centuries he's held up pretty well.