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Old 05-26-2008, 10:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sexing up a person with a disability
So if you could have sex with a person (male/female your choice) with a handicap, which handicap would you choose and why?

Personally I wanna do an epelptic. I'd hook up a strobe light to the clapper and right in the middle I'd clap that puppy on and see if I could ride out the seizure.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:30 PM   #2 (permalink)

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This thread sucks!

And I know an epelptic I could hook you up with.

....but I wont....

....cus Im like that.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thats actually kind of terrible. Good job great OT post
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This thread sucks!

And I know an epelptic I could hook you up with.

....but I wont....

....cus Im like that.

Way to crush a man's dream
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:37 PM   #5 (permalink)

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Skull fuck, anyone?
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Too fucking easy...no legs...spin that bitch like a record on a turn-table!
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How about sex with someone with a colostomy bag? Since the colostomy is her asshole, you should fuck her in the side for "anal" sex.
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i hooked up with a HOT midget... man you shoulda seen 'em
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I would want to do someone with no vag/penis/anus/mouth
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:53 PM   #10 (permalink)

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