Not being able to fwap in my own house is pissing me the hell off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Throatpoker]

There's a bunch of family staying over, a couple of snot-nosed kids running around going in and out of any room without knocking first, people just wanting to know where you are all the time, it's fuckin' irritating to no end. Can't even squeeze out a good one in my room.

[mikecello]

The shower is the poor man's harem.

[Toasted]

wait till night, thats when i'm at my best

[Agent Orange]

i would just start fwapping and if anybody runs in on you that's their fault for not knocking first. fuck them. it's your place.

[Dead_01]

Go to a restuarant and bust one in the womens restroom.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by mikecello

The shower is the poor man's harem.

This is the answer and it's easy to clean up after.

[Laura Bush]

Seriously, you can't do it in the shower? People really need to know where you are that badly that they will harass you while bathing?

[Toasted]

but it feels weird doing it whilst standing up with no pron in sight

[mikecello]

Originally Posted by Toasted

but it feels weird doing it whilst standing up with no pron in sight

Imagine the drain is a vag and the knobs are boobs.

[Graverobber]

go for a drive