DESTROY THE ENVIROMENT DAY!
Pour a Quart of Oil in a National Reservoir!
Fuck Driving that shitty, pussy ass hybrid Prius, you're not getting ANY SHIT DONE in that fucking thing. The O'Zone isn't going to eat itself. Why not drive a DIESEL FUEL INJECTED MONSTER TRUCK

and while your at it you might as well go through a rain forrest or two and destroy a couple pigme villages, because theyre not real people. Fucking Green motherfuckers.
or you can..
SET OFF A BOMB IN WALMART

Show Al Gore why he really is a fucking ***got for wanting to save the environment. AND FUCK THE GREEN CORPERATION KNOWN AS WALMART
Thats basically it, I have to go now. I've been spraying hairspray outside all morning and running my truck and I have to go support the economy and buy more gas and hairspray!