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Last night

I met these 2 ladies at a bar in waikiki and then gave my friend and I VIP passes to this club down the street, so they took us over there and we ended up ditching them. I started to to hit on this blond haired girl that was with a group of about 5 other ladies, we were both having a good conversation. I was definietly on the right path to pounding this girl, but nooooo her friends werent having ANY of it. When they noticed us talking they stepped in between us and told me " YOUR MAKING ALL OF UNCOMFORTABLE YOU SHOULD LEAVE "

I just ignored her and kept trying to talk to her, then one of the dykes got security over, he pulled me away and told me to leave them alone. I went right back over there and started dancing around everyone, rubbing up on them taking my shirt off just to piss them off. Then this random Austaillian girl grabbed my arm and pulled me away, said "
STOP BEING MEAN " THEN FUCKING SLAPPED ME! I got immidiete tequilla rage and grabbed her wrists hard and held them against her sides. She was struggling then let out a SEXUAL MOAN! then this anger turned into a horny rage and we ended up in the loundge making out, then went back to her hotel room and I fucked her silly.

Has anyone else had any crazy shit like this happen?
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i swear that really happened. even my friend said " whaaat the fuck " it was some of the wildest shit ever man
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LMFAO - one of the worst tails of bullshit ive ever read.
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Hey mother goose tell us another bullshit story.
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