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Old 11-02-2009, 11:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Last Meal

You are on death row and tomorrow you get hung, injected with death smack or gassed (depending upon on where you reside).

What do you order for your last meal?

I would take a 12 pack of IPA and large pepperoni/sausage/olive pizza


You can't order pussy (unless you want actual cat) either...
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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probably just a huge medium rare steak and a bottle of whiskey.
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:43 AM   #3 (permalink)

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since i am going to hell i might as well get used to taco bell.

this will also enable me to 'gas' everybody in the room as i die.
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:45 AM   #4 (permalink)

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You are on death row
no i'm not, you cant be lying about me to my face bro
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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If I'm getting hung, a huge medium well steak, if injected with 'death smack' a vat of yogurt, and if gassed, the hottest hot wings you can find
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:46 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Oversized meat curtains and taint, who gives a shit about hunger when you're about to die?
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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oh and a bottle of glacier water to wash it all down
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:47 AM   #8 (permalink)

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Family feast from Famous Dave's.
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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If I'm getting hung, a huge medium well steak, if injected with 'death smack' a vat of yogurt, and if gassed, the hottest hot wings you can find
Lol.

Hopefully they let you know which way you are about to die so you can order accordingly...
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I doubt they would give you alcohol.
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