well i have heard of fellas hooking up the vacum lines to the pecker pump deal so when they step on the gas the pump deal starts sucken. lol. cant remember where i heard that one. must have been at starbucks or somthing
“I don’t always have sex with the car,” he explains. “Sometimes I stroke and kiss her bodywork, or rub myself up against her. If I’ve just been driving her, I have to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex. And I always use a condom because of all the dirt and dust inside.”
LMAO.....this can't be real.
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Dana: "We're in negotiations with Fedor, the number one Heavy Weight on the planet." [And Dana AFTER failing to sign Fedor] "Fedor is a fraud...he isn't even a top five fighter!"
Now he has spent a further £200 on a “boy” car, a Trans Am he calls Todd, and is experimenting with a “gay” relationship.
Jordan says: “He’s very masculine. When I first bought him, I felt like I was cheating on Ingo, but now we all work well together.
“I have sex with Ingo more than Todd because Todd is kept in the driveway, not in the garage,” he explains. “I have to sneak outside in the middle of the night to have sex with him.”
Hmmm........this guy must post in the OT.........
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Dana: "We're in negotiations with Fedor, the number one Heavy Weight on the planet." [And Dana AFTER failing to sign Fedor] "Fedor is a fraud...he isn't even a top five fighter!"
