Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive.
The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle – and has been having sex with it for four years.
This has got to be some of the weirdest shit I've ever read on the internet.
Despite never having kissed a girl before, virgin Jordan has become an experienced lover, covering his car with kisses and caresses before having penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe.
