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07-23-2008, 11:42 AM
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Joe Rogan and girlfriend become parents
With all the bud they smoke, and other drugs, how do you think the baby came out looking?
Joe Rogan and girlfriend become parents at UFC blog for UFC news, results, videos, rumors, fights, pics and tickets — MMAmania.com
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UFC ringside announcer, comedian and all-around good guy, Joe Rogan, is a new daddy, according to the Orange County Register. Something that we never passed along here before this announcement.
It’s a first for the 40-year-old. And, unsurprisingly, he’s got some deep thoughts on the May arrival.
Here’s a snip:
“… it’s so odd. Babies, especially newborn babies, are so odd because they can’t talk or communicate – they’re almost like aliens, like little aliens and you have to teach them to be people. It’s really fascinating but when they cry it’s the worst feeling ever because you have to figure out what she wants – does she want milk, or to be walked around or be rocked or left alone, does she have an upset stomach? It’s crazy how this little person that you just met, you’d do anything for.”
Wonder if he ponders fatherhood and newborns in his new isolation tank. Regardless, congratulations, Joe.
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Here is my vote on what the baby looks like:
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07-23-2008, 11:47 AM
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joes a daddy!
god help us.
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07-23-2008, 12:27 PM
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mother's prolly a surrogate. i wouldn't be suprised if some doctor implanted the nucleus of an eddie bravo sperm into one of this lady's eggs.
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07-23-2008, 12:29 PM
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When the kid turns five, she can just wear Rogans hand me downs.
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07-23-2008, 12:37 PM
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they're gonna be bestfriends when the kid starts smokin weed
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West Coast Fitness, Renton, Wa. Home of the IFL TigerSharks
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07-23-2008, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PureBreed
they're gonna be bestfriends when the kid starts smokin weed
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07-23-2008, 12:47 PM
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doug stanhopes pregnant?
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RIP Bantannica.
My Taco Belt is open late night
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07-23-2008, 12:48 PM
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Cecil peoples scored the birth 10 - 8 for Downs Syndrome.
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Minister of Alien Blocking Hats and Sheep Innards Of The First Church Of Meatology.
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07-23-2008, 12:51 PM
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baby b-pepz ftw . with that crazy ass stupid roga type of a smile
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bant "party Party PARTY!!!" bostonmma .[B] never knew this was a prophecy to be fulfilled weeks later[/B]
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07-23-2008, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by JJ FRENCH
Cecil peoples scored the birth 10 - 8 for Downs Syndrome.
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If cecil peoples was an ultrasound technician, he'd be that juan douche bag who unanimously calls the baby a boy, and instead out pops a baby girl with a lil extra roastbeef __________________
RIP Bantannica.
My Taco Belt is open late night
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