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Old 11-02-2009, 08:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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I got drunk the other night

And peed the bed. With my girlfriend beside me. I was mortified. She found it hilarious.

Never take six bongs from Scooby Doo right before you go to sleep. If you do, always remember to piss first.
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:53 PM   #2 (permalink)

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i think you're still drunk......look into my eyes.

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Old 11-02-2009, 08:55 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Cool story. I guess.
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:56 PM   #4 (permalink)

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hahahahah.....nice work.....
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:56 PM   #5 (permalink)

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i think you're still drunk......look into my eyes.

what the hell????
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:02 PM   #6 (permalink)

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i think you're still drunk......look into my eyes.

That pic hurts my eyes. I feel cross-eyed.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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lol at DJ.

now I'm fucking dizzy.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:21 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Dude, fuck that picture, I have a massive fucking eye ball headache now.

Time for another shot.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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And peed the bed. With my girlfriend beside me. I was mortified. She found it hilarious.

Never take six bongs from Scooby Doo right before you go to sleep. If you do, always remember to piss first.
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:13 PM   #10 (permalink)

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i still sometimes wet the best sober
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