How to get laid...

Falling Down · 11-05-2009, 11:37 PM

**pulled this thread from the archive but its a great topic...

"Ok here is tthe thread. Here we are going to post whatver has work for you in order to get laid. Also put what has failed so we can put it to trash. We are going to compile the best of our experiences here."
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Get the number (thats a whole different story)...When im on the date Im confident as hell...usually go for a pool hall or bowling allley....(music playing, people around but you can still talk to her)...I make sure to have plenty of physical contact and look at her eyes a lot. If I get her back to my place and we're kissing i start to rub the inside of her thigh...the harder she breathes, I slide my hand up to her pussy and rub on top of the clothes...grip the back of the neck and kiss her down then unzip her pants....then i improvise.

Failed for me: drinking too much... groping...being the nice guy....asking for a kiss

JordanLUFC · 11-05-2009, 11:39 PM

Look good and be funny.

panchosancho · 11-05-2009, 11:40 PM

3 little words.
Go.
Ugly.
Early.

Falling Down · 11-05-2009, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JordanLUFC

Look good and be funny.

no shit

JordanLUFC · 11-05-2009, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falling Down

no shit

you asked tough guy, but at least you got a few replies in your shitty thread, be thankful for that

sparky79 · 11-05-2009, 11:47 PM

get a sex change, chicks get sex whenever they want.

Sweet_Leaf · 11-05-2009, 11:49 PM

Nothing says "have sex with me" like one of these

edit: damn, didn't work

But I was going to say a gun.

sparky79 · 11-05-2009, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falling Down

**pulled this thread from the archive but its a great topic...

"Ok here is tthe thread. Here we are going to post whatver has work for you in order to get laid. Also put what has failed so we can put it to trash. We are going to compile the best of our experiences here."
.............

Get the number (thats a whole different story)...When im on the date Im confident as hell...usually go for a pool hall or bowling allley....(music playing, people around but you can still talk to her)...I make sure to have plenty of physical contact and look at her eyes a lot. If I get her back to my place and we're kissing i start to rub the inside of her thigh...the harder she breathes, I slide my hand up to her pussy and rub on top of the clothes...grip the back of the neck and kiss her down then unzip her pants....then i improvise.

Failed for me: drinking too much... groping...being the nice guy....asking for a kiss

you're in the "friend zone"!! chicks want a bad boy!

**CaptainTeague** · 11-05-2009, 11:53 PM

Be yourself?

BAHAHAHAHA! TRASH!

magicman531 · 11-05-2009, 11:53 PM

i've got two $50s in my pocket