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Old 11-06-2009, 12:32 AM   #1 (permalink)

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help me to not fwap tonight

I have been on a tear as of late and need to slow down.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:35 AM   #2 (permalink)

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think of your mom and grandma both naked bending over infront of you.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:35 AM   #3 (permalink)

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Maybe I'll introduce you to my sisters, then you can have a real woman instead of interwebz whores
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:36 AM   #4 (permalink)

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what was that?
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:38 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Jesus Christ, you just crossed the line. wow what a beast
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:41 AM   #7 (permalink)

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Pat your your Mom on the back and tell her .....ENOUGH is ENOUGH !!!
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:41 AM   #8 (permalink)

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that has to be shopped......i think i dropped dueces prettier then that thing!
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:42 AM   #9 (permalink)

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In your attempt to help TS not fwap tonite, you have officially made it impossible for me to fwap for the next 6 to 8 months. thanks.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:44 AM   #10 (permalink)

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that has to be shopped......i think i dropped dueces prettier then that thing!
My dueces probably smell a lot better than her breath and vag too, or peen, whatever its got.
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