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05-11-2008, 02:26 AM
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- Mein Führer! I can walk! -
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I crashed an autopsy
I slipped in last night at an autopsy unnoticed. I was the life of the party, leading conga lines all over the place. I met the kadaver's families, and I got like 10 people's numbers. I was never even invited!
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05-11-2008, 02:27 AM
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- Mein Führer! I can walk! -
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weak
FO/KY
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05-11-2008, 02:29 AM
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HAHA, I lol'ed @ the title. Did you get the dead dudes number at least?
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05-11-2008, 02:31 AM
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did you fondle him?
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05-11-2008, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by ZainGFY
HAHA, I lol'ed @ the title. Did you get the dead dudes number at least?
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Yeah, it was real easy. She had it written out on this tag attached to her toe. It was really convenient. __________________
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05-11-2008, 02:39 AM
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- Mein Führer! I can walk! -
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Originally Posted by TheWalrus
did you fondle him?
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her - yes - inside and out. __________________
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05-11-2008, 02:43 AM
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How long did you last?
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05-11-2008, 02:51 AM
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- Mein Führer! I can walk! -
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Originally Posted by phat magik
How long did you last?
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Three thrusts and I was out. I can't last long against the cold flesh. __________________
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05-11-2008, 02:54 AM
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That's why you get em half in the oven.
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05-11-2008, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MonkeySkull
That's why you get em half in the oven.
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Not a bad idea, but then I've got no where to put my bottled beer to cool it down. __________________
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