Funny Pizza Delivery Story: Bearded Lady - Page 2

JudoChop! · 07-02-2008, 08:11 PM

I had some buddies over a few years ago. We were bored as hell and had ordered a pizza. One of our buddies is one of those guys where if you tell him to do something he will do it. Doesnt matter what it is, he doesnt give a damn.

We told him to do something when the pizza guy delivered the pizza. Doorbell rings so he takes off all of his clothes except for his boxers, sunglasses, hat, and one sock. And the one sock that is on is a long tube sock and its hanging half way off of his foot.

So he opens the door and sees some dude wearing nothing but boxers, a really long sock that is haning off of his foot, hat and sunglasses even though we were indoors and it was about 10:30 pm.

The look on the delivery guys face was priceless. Pretty much a ""what the fuck is wrong with you look".

**gogoyomamma21** · 07-02-2008, 08:44 PM

^^^ homemade ashtray FTW

CO68 · 07-02-2008, 09:03 PM

Eh, it might have just been a guy in a tweety bird shirt...

R3ZN0R · 07-02-2008, 09:28 PM

There's a bearded lady who is a regular at my clinic and she came in today for another x-ray. Me and the receptionist always make fun of her (behind her back, of course) so when I saw her today I just burst out into tears laughing. I didn't want her to hear/see me so I crouched down into the corner behind the desk to laugh it off... I had the receptionist laughing so hard she tinkled a little lol. This woman seems like a fairly normal woman... It's just that fucking beard... Really long thick curly white hairs on her chin... I don't understand why she doesn't sort herself out... It's not like it's just a bit of peach fuzz, it's VERY noticeable. All she would need is tweezers and 5 mins.

WyoSux · 07-03-2008, 02:52 PM

Shaving really isnt that hard. You'd think they would at least try to spruce up before going out. If not then it should be fair to stare at 'em. How often do you get a chance to stare at something like that?

s0undbwoi · 07-03-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WyoSux

So I'm a pizza boy in lonely wyoming, so not much happens. Still waiting to write one of those Dear Hustler letters, but something funny still happened the other day.

Ended up going to a trailer house, and a "lady" answers the door in a GIANT tweety bird shirt. I myself can be lazy, but this was like 7-8 at night and she was still in her PJ's. All I can say beyond that is thank God I was wearing sunglasses because if not, I would have been busted easily by how far out of my head my eyes popped

3/4 of an inch!!! Thats how long the beard was in my opinion (didn't get an official measurement). It wasn't all over her face, mainly just on the neck and underneath her face. There was also a Miguel Torres-esque mexi-stache and full on unibrow on the face.

The weirdest part of this stpry was when I got back to my car to look at the ticket name. It was Justina. Justina?!?! Is that a girls name or did I deliver to a trailer trash tranny? either way she must not have noticed how shocked I was because I still pulled in a $4 tip

You meet the strangest people delivering pizza.

My own delivery Stories (from my younger days):

I once had a 50+ year old lady, fat and disgusting answer the door naked. I just remained poker faced and said, that will be 16 dollars.

I took a delivery to the Omni william Penn in downtown Pittsburgh and on my way to the elevator there was a bunch of women from a wedding reception. The maid of honour said, "thats my pizza" I said, "what room number" she didn't answer. She then said, "I'll give you 100 dollars for that pizza", I said, "for 100 dollars its yours". She then gave me 5 20 dollar bills. 12 dollar Vocelli Pizza with pepperoni for 100 dollars.