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07-02-2008, 05:55 PM
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Funny Pizza Delivery Story: Bearded Lady
So I'm a pizza boy in lonely wyoming, so not much happens. Still waiting to write one of those Dear Hustler letters, but something funny still happened the other day.
Ended up going to a trailer house, and a "lady" answers the door in a GIANT tweety bird shirt. I myself can be lazy, but this was like 7-8 at night and she was still in her PJ's. All I can say beyond that is thank God I was wearing sunglasses because if not, I would have been busted easily by how far out of my head my eyes popped
3/4 of an inch!!! Thats how long the beard was in my opinion (didn't get an official measurement). It wasn't all over her face, mainly just on the neck and underneath her face. There was also a Miguel Torres-esque mexi-stache and full on unibrow on the face.
The weirdest part of this stpry was when I got back to my car to look at the ticket name. It was Justina. Justina?!?! Is that a girls name or did I deliver to a trailer trash tranny? either way she must not have noticed how shocked I was because I still pulled in a $4 tip
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07-02-2008, 06:01 PM
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this is why its important to stay in school.
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07-02-2008, 06:12 PM
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Online classes were made for people like this lol
And im using the job to pay my way through college
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"A long-term deal is like being married, You don't get to go and bang other chicks." -Mayhem
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07-02-2008, 06:13 PM
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no pics = werk ,. and yes school will save you bearded trannies
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afrohat . expanding the usefulness of hair beyond your dreams
bant "party Party PARTY!!!" bostonmma .[B] never knew this was a prophecy to be fulfilled weeks later[/B]
OT Barenuckle Big Bang survivor
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07-02-2008, 06:14 PM
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So where is the Dear Hustler letter?
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07-02-2008, 06:16 PM
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how old are you wyosux?
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afrohat . expanding the usefulness of hair beyond your dreams
bant "party Party PARTY!!!" bostonmma .[B] never knew this was a prophecy to be fulfilled weeks later[/B]
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07-02-2008, 06:17 PM
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You are a moron.
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07-02-2008, 06:27 PM
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she probably wasn't "still" wearing PJs, but put them on before bed. I myself put pajama pants on ASAP when i get home from work and only put something else on if i'm leaving the apt or company is coming over... either way, bearded lady FTL
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07-02-2008, 06:31 PM
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dude you should have said she was wearing a MooMoo thats way funnier than pjs.
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07-02-2008, 06:32 PM
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so you finally met April?
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What if the Hokey Poky is really what it's all about?
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