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Old 07-21-2008, 06:51 PM   #1 (permalink)

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FINALLY..a product for the OTers who choose to bring the barfly slut home..

FINALLY..
a product for the OTers who choose to bring the barfly or any of the sluts that will let you bag her..home with you..or any other gal that ends up in your bed..maybe even the wife that has taken years of pounding..
who knows if it works..but its out there for sale..gotta love technology..



Item description on its website..
""This product is called a Vaginal Contracting Lubricant.

It is Similar to the age-old China Shrink cream. These drops work to temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina. I have never tried it but our sales representative says they work. I didn't ask how she knew.

The directions say to apply a few drops to the desired area 15 minutes prior to any activity for desired results and moisturization.

Ingredients: Deonized water, aloe vera extract, glycerin, potassium alum, xanthan gum, hydropoyl methylcellulose, polysorbate 20, phenoxyethanol, methylparaben, hydrolyzed collagen, sodium benzoate, DL menthol, calcium chloride, propylparaben, citric acid.

As a note: Potassium Alum is added to foods as a sour flavor. It also appears in cartoons. The character eats some Alum and their mouth is shown to pucker up.
Often seen on Tom & Jerry. ""
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:18 PM   #2 (permalink)

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I wonder what it would do for teh buttsecks.

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Old 07-21-2008, 07:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wonder what it would do for teh buttsecks.

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Good question.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:43 PM   #4 (permalink)

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Jenna is getting tito some for his bday.
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Old 07-21-2008, 07:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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if you have to use this you are a failure for banging a loose tramp. and 15 minutes is a long wait for some pu-tang
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