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Old 11-04-2009, 05:57 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Ever get f*cked over.. but end up benefiting greatly?

I just experience something amazing!!!!!

I was dating this girl and frankly she’s a pathological impulsive liar and a diabolical she devil. Regardless of me learning this after a few months I couldn’t leave her!!! The sex was amazing and she was among one of the hottest girls I’ve been with. She'd tell me she loves me so much we'll be together forever and all that lovely dove crap and clearly it was just part of her game.

Well I got fucked over in the (end) she met this guy she was friends with 3years ago and basically left me a week after to date him (fucked up right? year long relationship!) Luckily I wasn’t crushed because I never loved her and I was really with her for the sex and the stress relief has been amazing without the relationship. Since then (1week ago) I’ve slept with 3 different girls and I have no feeling left for my ex.
So last night she found out I’ve been with other girls and she said she will never sleep with me again and doesn’t feel guilty for what she did anymore. (like I gave a shit) I told her the only thing I haven’t let go of is the sex we had and I’ll never stop trying to get in her pants.
So today she messages me saying “you know what I miss, our sleepovers.” I say “you can sleep over anytime ;)” She hints that she is willing to sleep over even though she’s dating the guy who she left me for. So I say “I’m hungry want to get food with me.” Since we live 5min drive from each other. In the end we got sushi went back to my house fucked and decided that even tough she’s seeing the guy she left me for she isn’t able to give up our sex life.

EPIC FUCKING WIN!!!!!! (Girl leaves me for next guy, dates next guy, cheats on next guy with me.)

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Old 11-04-2009, 06:00 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Old 11-04-2009, 06:03 PM   #3 (permalink)

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epic win? you are fucking a whore
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:20 PM   #4 (permalink)

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But did you really feel fucked over?
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:34 PM   #5 (permalink)

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Old 11-04-2009, 06:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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epic win? you are fucking a whore
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:38 PM   #7 (permalink)

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epic win? you are fucking a whore
This is an epic win.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:57 PM   #9 (permalink)

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Best part is this:
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Well I got fucked over in the (end)
Why put end in parentheses? Did she fuck your ass?
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:09 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Best par is this:


Why put end in parentheses? Did she fuck your ass?
Hah, I was confused at that too.
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