[Shin^]

yes. it's kind of awkward.

[T_Boner]

almost, but never

[Sketch]

close calls, but being a ninja helped.

[Iron Braveheart]

no, but i've always wanted to just sit on the end of the bed and fwap it at a hotel. and then when housekeeping knocks on the door, tell them to come in and just sit there fwapping like it's the totally normal thing to do. i don't know if that constitutes getting 'caught', though.

[Sketch]

Originally Posted by Iron Braveheart

no, but i've always wanted to just sit on the end of the bed and fwap it at a hotel. and then when housekeeping knocks on the door, tell them to come in and just sit there fwapping like it's the totally normal thing to do. i don't know if that constitutes getting 'caught', though.

ahahah nice!

Nice cold dead stare too I presume?

[Iron Braveheart]

Originally Posted by Sketch

ahahah nice!

Nice cold dead stare too I presume?

i think i'd be wearing a kimono and those springy-eyed glasses.

[oebi won]

i got caught gettin a bj of some slag when we where like 13 by her mum, we where drunk and oblivious to the bitch sneakiung in, the old bat ripped the covers off us, so im there stark bollock naked and this womans making the most noise ever freaking out and i just know the old man is gonna wake and come see whats going on

so i grabbed jeans and shoes only and made a run for the stairs, as im passing the rents room the doors quickly opens with old man lookin furious! he chased me for 10 mins in the pissing rain and i had fuck all on! clearly this bastard must of thought i was raping his daughter or some shit

i was 13 and didnt want my arse handed in the rain.. naked, now days i'd stick around and have it out

[JJ FRENCH]

If you guys promise never to bring this up again, I'll tell you a little ditty:

I was 14, stoned and home alone. I had borrowed a VHS porno from one of my buddies and decided to watch it on a Friday night. My parents were gone for the weekend and both my sisters took advantage of that and were staying at their boyfriends. So, JJ FRENCH decides to hot knife some hash and get obliterated, and watch Porsche Lynn get bent over a car and fucked gigantically. As I never got to be alone, jacking off was always done with pants around the ankle in a furious race to the finish . Not this time. I fucking romanced myself. I was stoned, I stole a luke warm beer and got buck fucking naked. I put a sheet on the couch so I wouldn't leave fecal snail trails from my dirty ass on the cream coloured cushions. I had never even got to see more than 2 minutes of porn before, so I was fucking dumbfounded at what these chicks would do. I blow a load in the first 5 minutes. 30 minutes later I rustle up another. By this time, I'm exhausted...but Porsche Lynn is now doing 2 guys at once! 2 guys at fucking once!!! So I dig down deep into my 14 year old fuzzy bean bag and end up spewing into my own belly button insetad of my jizz rag. I must have passed out at that point, because one of my sisters started screaming and laughing at me with her boyfriend...just because I was lying naked on my parents couch with a shrivelled dick and bellybutton crusted over with man batter.

My sister told my other sister and they decided to extort me for cleaning services and going to the store for them.

[AZGnP]

I've never been caught beating off, but I've been walked in on fucking the same girl by every member of my family.

[AZGnP]

Originally Posted by JJ FRENCH

If you guys promise never to bring this up again, I'll tell you a little ditty:

I was 14, stoned and home alone. I had borrowed a VHS porno from one of my buddies and decided to watch it on a Friday night. My parents were gone for the weekend and both my sisters took advantage of that and were staying at their boyfriends. So, JJ FRENCH decides to hot knife some hash and get obliterated, and watch Porsche Lynn get bent over a car and fucked gigantically. As I never got to be alone, jacking off was always done with pants around the ankle in a furious race to the finish . Not this time. I fucking romanced myself. I was stoned, I stole a luke warm beer and got buck fucking naked. I put a sheet on the couch so I wouldn't leave fecal snail trails from my dirty ass on the cream coloured cushions. I had never even got to see more than 2 minutes of porn before, so I was fucking dumbfounded at what these chicks would do. I blow a load in the first 5 minutes. 30 minutes later I rustle up another. By this time, I'm exhausted...but Porsche Lynn is now doing 2 guys at once! 2 guys at fucking once!!! So I dig down deep into my 14 year old fuzzy bean bag and end up spewing into my own belly button insetad of my jizz rag. I must have passed out at that point, because one of my sisters started screaming and laughing at me with her boyfriend...just because I was lying naked on my parents couch with a shrivelled dick and bellybutton crusted over with man batter.

My sister told my other sister and they decided to extort me for cleaning services and going to the store for them.

Ho lee shit! That is the funniest thing I've read so far today. It's 7:00 AM here.