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Old 05-11-2008, 12:37 PM   #51 (permalink)

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My parents found porn on my computer hella times when I was in Junior High and High School, but fortunately they never saw me cranking.

When I was studying in Barcelona, the lady I was staying with walked in on me fwapping like 2 days after moving in and just said "Aye!!!" (in the most spanish accent possible) and ran away. That made the next 6 months really fucking awkward.
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Old 05-11-2008, 12:40 PM   #52 (permalink)

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No, never been caught. I always have the good sense to do it when everyone was asleep.
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Old 05-11-2008, 01:14 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2008, 03:20 PM   #54 (permalink)
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its a lot more embrassing the other way round


anyone catch there mum or dad fwapping


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Old 05-11-2008, 03:29 PM   #55 (permalink)

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Back in the day I got caught a couple times by my mom. She would just close the door and talk through it.
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Old 05-11-2008, 03:30 PM   #56 (permalink)

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yes. i was in their closet watching them have sex with my brother
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Old 05-11-2008, 03:44 PM   #57 (permalink)

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im a fcukin ninja fapper
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:25 PM   #58 (permalink)

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Both my parents caught me jerking off, looking at porn/whatever.

They've also both walked in on me fucking a girl when I left my door open. I thought it was absolutely hilarious, the girl not so much. But it's not like we stopped or anything.
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:51 PM   #59 (permalink)
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mum caught me watching porno on cable once late at night when I was a youngin, luckily it was mute and the sofa is not facing the living room door

Got caught with my gf by my borther and the stupid fucker woldn't leave and the whole family + dog enterd the room, she didn't stay over for like 6 months after that
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Old 05-11-2008, 05:44 PM   #60 (permalink)

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I used to use an old tee shirt as my jizz rag. This one had at least 50 pops into to it, so it was all nasty and brown and was stiff as fuck. My dog decided to drag it out from under my bed one day and was playing with it in the living room. My mom grabs it and says "what the hell is this", my brother starts busting out laughing as she examines it. She finally figures it out and screams "Is this a whack it rag, is this a got damn whack it rag?" Pretty fucking cool.
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