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Old 05-10-2008, 08:38 PM   #11 (permalink)

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Yes your mom and dad caught me a few times. They were courteous enough to finish me off.

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I'm jealous.. My daddy said he'd only finish ME off.. that's bullshit
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I've been caught with it out but I pretended I was examining it for hygienal purposes
Lol. "I swear mom, it has to be chubbed up for a proper examination".
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:39 PM   #13 (permalink)

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nver as a kid..
How about now?
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I would have asked the mom to join in...
No you wouldn't. She is not what I would consider bangable unless there were only 2 women left in this world and the other was your own mother. And even then I would have to think hard about incest FTL.
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:40 PM   #15 (permalink)

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Well i was in there for like 45 minutes so they just barged in thinking something happened. Didn't even get to splooge
Work. No male can maintain anything for 45 minutes.
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:40 PM   #16 (permalink)

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I left some pron mags out in the open in the bathroom. My mom found them and asked me what they were for. It's rather funny when your mom asks what are these pron mags for? Duh. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out. She should have said "That a boy!"
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:41 PM   #17 (permalink)

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Work. No male can maintain anything for 45 minutes.
I do foreplay first.. Tickle my balls/asshole, pinch my nipples before I get down and dirty
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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got caught with a dildo up my ass
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No but my dad found some cum I missed on the carpet one time. He was cleaning stains and couldnt get it out. Asked me what it was and I played dumb
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:19 PM   #20 (permalink)

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No but my dad found some cum I missed on the carpet one time. He was cleaning stains and couldnt get it out. Asked me what it was and I played dumb
OMG.. same shit happened to me. It dried up and a month later it was brown. He was pissed and kept asking me what it was.. I was too embarrased to say
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